What to do, what to do?
Friends. Romans Readers. I need your help.
I'm going through my closet and culling a number of worthless things, things that a) no longer fit me, AT ALL, or b) never have fit me and never ever will (luckily the items on this list are mostly Too Big, with the one exception of a little scooter from Target that would've been really hot on me if I hadn't been completely delusional in thinking I would ever be able to zip it shut over my womanly curves. Oops). But there's also a category of "hopelessly impossible to wear without feeling fourteen again in a bad way." And then, one thing that, as always, stands in a category of its own...
Swamp Fug.
I need your help, y'all. Is it worth keeping? Would it just be crueller to the recipient for me to donate it anyway? Patrons of the women's shelter have no doubt got rather enough to be going on with without me tossing this their way.
Plus, we've had a lot of good times together!
Okay, TWO good times together. But still. They were pretty good!
And so, I ask you: what is the greater charity: to keep this monstrosity, or to give it away for the horrifying glee of others?
I shall now CREATE A POLL, with the PaidAccount Powers bestowed upon my by the delightful jenesisdark, whom I am ashamaed to have never properly thanked for giving me a paid account for my birthday. :(
Poll What do I do with Swamp Fug????
I'm going through my closet and culling a number of worthless things, things that a) no longer fit me, AT ALL, or b) never have fit me and never ever will (luckily the items on this list are mostly Too Big, with the one exception of a little scooter from Target that would've been really hot on me if I hadn't been completely delusional in thinking I would ever be able to zip it shut over my womanly curves. Oops). But there's also a category of "hopelessly impossible to wear without feeling fourteen again in a bad way." And then, one thing that, as always, stands in a category of its own...
Swamp Fug.
I need your help, y'all. Is it worth keeping? Would it just be crueller to the recipient for me to donate it anyway? Patrons of the women's shelter have no doubt got rather enough to be going on with without me tossing this their way.
Plus, we've had a lot of good times together!
Okay, TWO good times together. But still. They were pretty good!
And so, I ask you: what is the greater charity: to keep this monstrosity, or to give it away for the horrifying glee of others?
I shall now CREATE A POLL, with the PaidAccount Powers bestowed upon my by the delightful jenesisdark, whom I am ashamaed to have never properly thanked for giving me a paid account for my birthday. :(
Poll What do I do with Swamp Fug????