I've decided that what last night lacked was an alternative, or an escape plan, if you will. Though, well, I guess it might just be that I just don't understand Metal. It seems like nothing but an excuse to jab Some Guy in the neck for thirty second intervals without ever actually having to come to fisticuffs. RUAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
While we're on the subject, I also don't understand:
1. Kettle Corn
2. The appeal of Jude Law
3. Why anyone would pay money for and/or wear
these shoes Tonight is the Literary (Costume) Ball, hosted by the English department. I've finally decided that I'm going as Strega Nona, as I've been assured that it doesn't matter that I don't look like an plump, elderly italian woman so long as I carry a large amount of pasta with me.