Psst huy. Palda mo!
Have you ever been in a situation wherein something nasty's really happening but you just can't stop looking?
I just had that this morning and it was fucking nasty.
Imagine a fat ass girl wearing a really short ass skirt and bending over. MOTHERFUCKER.
I just couldn't stop looking no matter how uhm, weird it was, I just couldn't. It wasn't fascinating. I swear. I remember my 5-year-old neice telling me one time that she couldn't stop looking at my grandmother's spit basin. She just kept looking at it even though her brain was telling her to stop looking at it.
I couldn't freaking take that mental image off my head, man. Fucking A.
Anyhoo, congrats to the gray team for losing again. It was a good game although sayang. Jeff sucks big time. Kidding.
OH. "Close to you" by John Lloyd and Bea is a cryer. I love it. I almost cried... or did I? Whatever. I love John Lloyd whenever his hurt. It's so... sad. Yes. John Lloyd will marry me someday. SOMEDAY.
So yes mofos, let's call it a night and start drinking shitloads of alcohol and smoke up a lot of... to forget that nasty mental image of the butt. Ew.
Good night motherfuckers! Dream buttless tonight.
I just had that this morning and it was fucking nasty.
Imagine a fat ass girl wearing a really short ass skirt and bending over. MOTHERFUCKER.
I just couldn't stop looking no matter how uhm, weird it was, I just couldn't. It wasn't fascinating. I swear. I remember my 5-year-old neice telling me one time that she couldn't stop looking at my grandmother's spit basin. She just kept looking at it even though her brain was telling her to stop looking at it.
I couldn't freaking take that mental image off my head, man. Fucking A.
Anyhoo, congrats to the gray team for losing again. It was a good game although sayang. Jeff sucks big time. Kidding.
OH. "Close to you" by John Lloyd and Bea is a cryer. I love it. I almost cried... or did I? Whatever. I love John Lloyd whenever his hurt. It's so... sad. Yes. John Lloyd will marry me someday. SOMEDAY.
So yes mofos, let's call it a night and start drinking shitloads of alcohol and smoke up a lot of... to forget that nasty mental image of the butt. Ew.
Good night motherfuckers! Dream buttless tonight.