Because I haven't jumped on any bandwagons recently(/ever)
100. WHAT’S YOUR PROFILE SONG & WHY?
What the hell is a profile song?
99. DO YOU HAVE A JOB? IF SO WHAT IS IT?
Workin' the performance hall
98.MIDDLE NAME?
Peter
97.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE?
Hmm...yeah.
96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS?
No (does that count?)
95. BEST BREAK UP SONG?
what's a breakup song?
94. WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU TOOK A PLANE TO?
back from China
93. WHAT IS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.... which didn't suck as much the second time thru
But after that, I watched The Day the Earth Stood Still... which was a cool movie
92.WHO IS THE PERSON YOU THINK OF THE MOST AND WHY?
Kate... I'm pretty sure that was obvious tho...
91. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
A Jesus.
90.WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
What's my age again? Why the hell is this not the first question? Also, why is middle name earlier?
88. DO YOU HAVE ANY FRENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU CAN TALK TO?
What is the opposite sex?
87. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
Two brothers
86. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
Family's compy room
85. FAVE COLORS?
Orange...Purple...blue...gray I like gray
84. WHAT DOES THE 7TH MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX SAY ON YOUR PHONE?
"Hello, you are close to me right now"
82. WHAT IS SITTING TO THE LEFT OF YOU?
a circular table
80. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
More sticks than you could shake a kid at.... or something like that.
79. WHO IS THE 5TH PERSON YOU GOT A MISSED CALL FROM?
Ry
78. CLOSEST BLACK OBJECT?
Keyboard
77. CLOSEST SILVER OBJECT?
Keyring
76. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
I think the correct question is who. I was in a bed with three girls, one of whom is a lesbian. Fun times
75. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
What the fuck is a shower?
74. DO YOU OWN ANY PETS?
Nikki
73. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
20
72. LAST TIME YOU LISTENED TO COUNTRY MUSIC?
When I was drugged and tied down in a chair
71. GLASSES/CONTACTS?
20/20 Mothafuckers!
69. WHAT ARE YOUR FEARS?
Uh... surveys?
68. WHAT CAN YOU HEAR NOW?
AOL radio
67. HOW MANY DRUGS ARE IN YOUR SYSTEM NOW?
none... drugs are bad
66. WHAT IS ON YOUR RIGHT?
Why do you ask stupid questions?
65. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
None of the above
64. LAST PERSON TO COMMENT YOU?
Meher, I think
63. DO YOU SING?
Pshhh.... do you breathe?
62. SCREAMO OR COUNTRY?
:D
61. ROCK OR RAP?
I've always preferred paper to rock... scissors are good too.
60. LAST THING YOU BROKE?
my mind... again
59. WHO DID YOU LAST CALL?
Ryan. He hung up on me
58. WHO LAST CALLED YOU?
Kate
57. WHAT JEWELERY DO YOU WEAR DAILY?
uh... if my key and watch on a carribeaner counts then that
56. WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
more than your feeble mind can smell
55. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED?
Britt
54. WOULD YOU DIE FOR SOMEONE?
Yes
53. LATEST THING YOU’VE RECENTLY LEARNED?
Learning is a bad word...
52. ARE YOU COLD NOW?
I don't do that "cold" thing
51. WHAT DO YOU SMELL?
cookies?
50. IS ANYTHING BOTHERING YOU RIGHT NOW?
yeah... that's what happens when your brain is as massive as mine
48. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
Going to school
47. IF YOUR EX WANTED YOU BACK, WOULD YOU TAKE THEM BACK?
Heh... I'm prolly gonna catch shit for this, but what the fuck
The only ex i've ever had is dead.
46. BED SHEET COLOR?
ORANGE
43. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE NOW?
Now, why ask if I have a crush and then ask if i like someone?
42. CAN YOU SWIM?
No. I am water.
37. FAVORITE SMELL?
mud? rain? something like that. or flatulence
36. EVER GONE A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT EATING??
FOOD GOOD!
35. United States OR CANADA?
Canada... more snow and less people who live in Indiana
33. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOU WERE?
HOLY SHIT!!!! I-I-I-I AM? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *loads rifle* *sobs* *pulls trigger* *dies*
JEANS OR SWEATPANTS?
Jeans.
29. DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON?
socks are not your friends... ever
28. DO YOU OWN BIG SUNGLASSES?
Unless you are talking about the kind that are about three feet wide you'd better shut the fuck up.
27. HAVE YOU CRIED SO HARD YOU MADE YOURSELF SICK?
I don't cry. I'm a man. ;-D
26. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
momma cookies!
25. HAVE YOU EVER LAUGHED SO HARD YOU CRIED?
Only when I want to
24. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS?
I don't think that can be expressed in any terms you'd understand
23. HAVE YOU RECENTLY TALKED TO AN EX?
Look at that last comment about exes... not since...uh...almost 5 years
19. FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Zim, Pushing Daisies, American Gladiators, Heroes, Futurama
18. DO YOU LIKE 80s MOVIES?
I LOVE 80s MOVIES! Especially their vampire movies!
17. ISN'T THIS THE BEST SURVEY EVER?
YOU SUCK!
16. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
October 4
15. WHAT KINDA MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?
I'll like just about anything that doesn't suck... (choke on that answer, douche-fag)
13. BEST CITY YOU’VE VISITED?
Hangzhou
12. BEEN TO LONDON?
Never made it to the isles...
10. FAVORITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL?
uh...none? Not a fan of how we run our schools.. but that's why I'm gonna fix it.
9. BEEN TO COLLEGE?
What the fuck is a been?
7. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
Any time when I don't have to put up with too many people. That usually ends up being the wee hours of the morning
6. EVER LICKED SOMEONES CHEEK?
yummy.
5. SEEN ALL THE SPIDERMAN MOVIES?
Now you're just trying to get to 1, you smelly bimbo
4. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
D&D and hanging with my peops back at school
3. EVER GOTTEN LOST IN THE DARK?
I am the dark... you get lost in me (sexy, huh?)
2. DO YOU SNORE/TALK/WALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Talk, walk, tell stories, hold conversations and type, bitch
1. ARE YOU AFRAID WHEN YOU'RE HOME ALONE?
Home alone is the best thing to be. Also, shitty way to end a survey.
What the hell is a profile song?
99. DO YOU HAVE A JOB? IF SO WHAT IS IT?
Workin' the performance hall
98.MIDDLE NAME?
Peter
97.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE?
Hmm...yeah.
96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS?
No (does that count?)
95. BEST BREAK UP SONG?
what's a breakup song?
94. WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU TOOK A PLANE TO?
back from China
93. WHAT IS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.... which didn't suck as much the second time thru
But after that, I watched The Day the Earth Stood Still... which was a cool movie
92.WHO IS THE PERSON YOU THINK OF THE MOST AND WHY?
Kate... I'm pretty sure that was obvious tho...
91. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
A Jesus.
90.WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
What's my age again? Why the hell is this not the first question? Also, why is middle name earlier?
88. DO YOU HAVE ANY FRENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU CAN TALK TO?
What is the opposite sex?
87. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
Two brothers
86. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
Family's compy room
85. FAVE COLORS?
Orange...Purple...blue...gray I like gray
84. WHAT DOES THE 7TH MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX SAY ON YOUR PHONE?
"Hello, you are close to me right now"
82. WHAT IS SITTING TO THE LEFT OF YOU?
a circular table
80. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
More sticks than you could shake a kid at.... or something like that.
79. WHO IS THE 5TH PERSON YOU GOT A MISSED CALL FROM?
Ry
78. CLOSEST BLACK OBJECT?
Keyboard
77. CLOSEST SILVER OBJECT?
Keyring
76. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
I think the correct question is who. I was in a bed with three girls, one of whom is a lesbian. Fun times
75. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
What the fuck is a shower?
74. DO YOU OWN ANY PETS?
Nikki
73. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
20
72. LAST TIME YOU LISTENED TO COUNTRY MUSIC?
When I was drugged and tied down in a chair
71. GLASSES/CONTACTS?
20/20 Mothafuckers!
69. WHAT ARE YOUR FEARS?
Uh... surveys?
68. WHAT CAN YOU HEAR NOW?
AOL radio
67. HOW MANY DRUGS ARE IN YOUR SYSTEM NOW?
none... drugs are bad
66. WHAT IS ON YOUR RIGHT?
Why do you ask stupid questions?
65. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
None of the above
64. LAST PERSON TO COMMENT YOU?
Meher, I think
63. DO YOU SING?
Pshhh.... do you breathe?
62. SCREAMO OR COUNTRY?
:D
61. ROCK OR RAP?
I've always preferred paper to rock... scissors are good too.
60. LAST THING YOU BROKE?
my mind... again
59. WHO DID YOU LAST CALL?
Ryan. He hung up on me
58. WHO LAST CALLED YOU?
Kate
57. WHAT JEWELERY DO YOU WEAR DAILY?
uh... if my key and watch on a carribeaner counts then that
56. WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
more than your feeble mind can smell
55. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED?
Britt
54. WOULD YOU DIE FOR SOMEONE?
Yes
53. LATEST THING YOU’VE RECENTLY LEARNED?
Learning is a bad word...
52. ARE YOU COLD NOW?
I don't do that "cold" thing
51. WHAT DO YOU SMELL?
cookies?
50. IS ANYTHING BOTHERING YOU RIGHT NOW?
yeah... that's what happens when your brain is as massive as mine
48. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
Going to school
47. IF YOUR EX WANTED YOU BACK, WOULD YOU TAKE THEM BACK?
Heh... I'm prolly gonna catch shit for this, but what the fuck
The only ex i've ever had is dead.
46. BED SHEET COLOR?
ORANGE
43. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE NOW?
Now, why ask if I have a crush and then ask if i like someone?
42. CAN YOU SWIM?
No. I am water.
37. FAVORITE SMELL?
mud? rain? something like that. or flatulence
36. EVER GONE A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT EATING??
FOOD GOOD!
35. United States OR CANADA?
Canada... more snow and less people who live in Indiana
33. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOU WERE?
HOLY SHIT!!!! I-I-I-I AM? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *loads rifle* *sobs* *pulls trigger* *dies*
JEANS OR SWEATPANTS?
Jeans.
29. DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON?
socks are not your friends... ever
28. DO YOU OWN BIG SUNGLASSES?
Unless you are talking about the kind that are about three feet wide you'd better shut the fuck up.
27. HAVE YOU CRIED SO HARD YOU MADE YOURSELF SICK?
I don't cry. I'm a man. ;-D
26. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
momma cookies!
25. HAVE YOU EVER LAUGHED SO HARD YOU CRIED?
Only when I want to
24. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS?
I don't think that can be expressed in any terms you'd understand
23. HAVE YOU RECENTLY TALKED TO AN EX?
Look at that last comment about exes... not since...uh...almost 5 years
19. FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Zim, Pushing Daisies, American Gladiators, Heroes, Futurama
18. DO YOU LIKE 80s MOVIES?
I LOVE 80s MOVIES! Especially their vampire movies!
17. ISN'T THIS THE BEST SURVEY EVER?
YOU SUCK!
16. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
October 4
15. WHAT KINDA MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?
I'll like just about anything that doesn't suck... (choke on that answer, douche-fag)
13. BEST CITY YOU’VE VISITED?
Hangzhou
12. BEEN TO LONDON?
Never made it to the isles...
10. FAVORITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL?
uh...none? Not a fan of how we run our schools.. but that's why I'm gonna fix it.
9. BEEN TO COLLEGE?
What the fuck is a been?
7. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
Any time when I don't have to put up with too many people. That usually ends up being the wee hours of the morning
6. EVER LICKED SOMEONES CHEEK?
yummy.
5. SEEN ALL THE SPIDERMAN MOVIES?
Now you're just trying to get to 1, you smelly bimbo
4. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
D&D and hanging with my peops back at school
3. EVER GOTTEN LOST IN THE DARK?
I am the dark... you get lost in me (sexy, huh?)
2. DO YOU SNORE/TALK/WALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Talk, walk, tell stories, hold conversations and type, bitch
1. ARE YOU AFRAID WHEN YOU'RE HOME ALONE?
Home alone is the best thing to be. Also, shitty way to end a survey.