50 First Dates
This page tends to froth with unimpeded masculinity and generally consists of disjointed anecdotes which reaffirm an outward persona of what I like to call an 'asshole.' For those of you who wish to maintain that vision of myself and this blog, do not read on. For those of you who really care about whats going on with me beyond my story-garnering nature, click below.
Remember that Adam Sandler movie?
Remember how we all thought that it was so hard for him,
That he relentlessly pursued a girl who could never remember him?
Remember how if he bombed,
She would completely forget,
And he could try again the next day?
I want that.
Fucker had it easy.
No, I don't believe in 'friends only' posts. They are actually 'lj-using-friends only' posts.
Remember that Adam Sandler movie?
Remember how we all thought that it was so hard for him,
That he relentlessly pursued a girl who could never remember him?
Remember how if he bombed,
She would completely forget,
And he could try again the next day?
I want that.
Fucker had it easy.
No, I don't believe in 'friends only' posts. They are actually 'lj-using-friends only' posts.