"This week, you gotta do anything that makes you feel good"
Everything is due/taking place on Thursday, but have no fear,
My Jewish mother had my [pushover] Jewish father bring me an aluminum-foil-lined shoebox full of homeade cookies!
Complete with note: "Good luck on your finals. Love, Mom"
The box is completely full
It weighs at least 7 pounds
And I can't share them with anybody
Because I will only do well on all of these tests
If I study long enough to eat all of these cookies
And for every cookie I don't eat
I will study for less time
without the nutrients necessary to sustain further studying
So NO, you can't have any.
If you come near this box I will fuck your shit up.
My Jewish mother had my [pushover] Jewish father bring me an aluminum-foil-lined shoebox full of homeade cookies!
Complete with note: "Good luck on your finals. Love, Mom"
The box is completely full
It weighs at least 7 pounds
And I can't share them with anybody
Because I will only do well on all of these tests
If I study long enough to eat all of these cookies
And for every cookie I don't eat
I will study for less time
without the nutrients necessary to sustain further studying
So NO, you can't have any.
If you come near this box I will fuck your shit up.