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A shitty thing that happened today: The morning after a hookup, I woke up with a sore throat.
A spectacular thing that happened today: While going up the stairs, I thought I was at the third floor, but it turned out I was already at my fourth floor. It fucking rocked.
Undisputable proof that I'm an asshole:
(i get back from the ccrb (UM's gym) at 11:20pm, there are two girls in the room with roomie. small talk has already been made.)
Me: "Wow, is it 11:30 already?"
Girl 1: "Looks like."
Girl 2: "Is that late for you?"
Me: "I'm just surprised, we got there at 9."
Girl 1: "Thats a long workout."
Me: "We were playing squash."
Girl 2: "Thats a long game of squash."
Me: "We played four games."
(10 seconds of silence)
Me: "...look, I guess what I'm trying to say is get the fuck out so I can shower."
A spectacular thing that happened today: While going up the stairs, I thought I was at the third floor, but it turned out I was already at my fourth floor. It fucking rocked.
Undisputable proof that I'm an asshole:
(i get back from the ccrb (UM's gym) at 11:20pm, there are two girls in the room with roomie. small talk has already been made.)
Me: "Wow, is it 11:30 already?"
Girl 1: "Looks like."
Girl 2: "Is that late for you?"
Me: "I'm just surprised, we got there at 9."
Girl 1: "Thats a long workout."
Me: "We were playing squash."
Girl 2: "Thats a long game of squash."
Me: "We played four games."
(10 seconds of silence)
Me: "...look, I guess what I'm trying to say is get the fuck out so I can shower."