VENGEANCE.

[psychobarfly]

One of my brother's asshat friends put a ton of fake craigslist things up for sale with my brother's name and our home phone number. Apparently, we were giving away Samsung laptops for two hundred bucks apiece, 42 inch plasma TVs for three hundred, a free microfiber couch and free brand new baby clothes. Oh, and a motorbike of some sort. RANDOM

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[pocketroxy]

What kind of lowlife friends are those? And you're right, getting these kind of things fixed are like an act of god. Good luck.
sucks rotting, roadkill raccoon testes Heehee :))

Well, hope the next bank is a better experience for you.

I didn't realize how long wrapping took. I finished mine last night. :))

[psychobarfly]

The same ones who dumped their weed in my brother's car to let him take the fall for having drugs. Twice. And who call taxis to other "friends'" houses at all hours of the day and night as a prank. >.> It's quiet right now, so maybe the twerps are bored with it and moving on to the next prank.

It feels like . . . I know there's a word for anti-progress, but hell if I can think of what it is. :)) Fluffeh said you despise your job right now, too, so maybe you can all move ouot here and we'll open a shop together. :))

hgkdvmrjgvenfdk I will just be shoving most of it into my many empty Sephora bags and handing them out. :)) :"> They even come with tissue paper, SO yes :D

[pocketroxy]

Those are friends? I wonder if he pulls any of this shit on them?

Hm, what could we sell in our little shop? Bacon stickers? We can't be the only ones who like 'em!

Bags are my new best friends :)) I have to stop buying wrapping paper *looks at multiple rolls laying around unused*

[psychobarfly]

Apparently he continues to go back to what he knows. He feels like he has to keep these friends or risk having none at all, since he's semi-crippled and figures no one would want to be around him. He doesn't understand that he's a cranky mean bastard and that's why people stay away. >.>

Bacon paraphernalia and slash stuff? :)) Oh, the possibilities. . . .

We have so much wrapping paper in the basement it isn't funny >.> I still use some occasionally when I have no choice, though :D

[pocketroxy]

Bacon paraphernalia and slash stuff? :)) Oh, the possibilities. . . .

Haha, I bet it would be a hit...do you think we'd need to have a back door so the slashers could sneak in for their get-togethers and such? :))

[psychobarfly]

A back door and a side door, too. B-)