A Note Tacked Onto The Barber Shop Door...
"Dear patrons, customers, friends and family:
If blood makes you sick, or if you prefer your neck to remain intact, or if you value your life for some twisted miserable reason, or if violence disturbs you or perhaps even if you dont fancy having a man chase you about with a razor...
If any of these by chance apply, kindly for your own sake, stay the hell out of my shop and away from me.
For a day or two at least. A week or two probably. With any luck, Ill be open for business again at some point before hell freezes over. Until that time, please go away
Regards,
Sweeney Todd"
If blood makes you sick, or if you prefer your neck to remain intact, or if you value your life for some twisted miserable reason, or if violence disturbs you or perhaps even if you dont fancy having a man chase you about with a razor...
If any of these by chance apply, kindly for your own sake, stay the hell out of my shop and away from me.
For a day or two at least. A week or two probably. With any luck, Ill be open for business again at some point before hell freezes over. Until that time, please go away
Regards,
Sweeney Todd"