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Laura Oliver Piccione is my lover. (gasp!) (and yes, your middle name is Oliver. Not Nicole.) She is also my wifey, and new to the list is that I am her personal secretary/hooker. yay!
If you ever need a banging good time [;)] or a really good pizza bagel, Laura is your woman. But unfortunately for all of you, she charges a lot. Maybe if you're nice, you'll get a discount. And maybe if you're her hooker, you get her for free! Sorrily for you, you probably aren't so lucky or hot. And she mrows, and only cute kids do that. :) plus, she has Brisby, only the coolest kitty EVER. evererer. she's not only a hooker, but she wants to be a hacker! :) good times, good times. and only cool kids start bands with emo names when they can't play instruments... and play Detective Barbie! scoreeeeee.
I heart you with a passion, dearie, and wouldn't have survived last year without you! When you ditch my lunch, I am sad because they are extremely boring without my lover. But that's okay, because you make it up to me in sex.
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your turn! :)
If you ever need a banging good time [;)] or a really good pizza bagel, Laura is your woman. But unfortunately for all of you, she charges a lot. Maybe if you're nice, you'll get a discount. And maybe if you're her hooker, you get her for free! Sorrily for you, you probably aren't so lucky or hot. And she mrows, and only cute kids do that. :) plus, she has Brisby, only the coolest kitty EVER. evererer. she's not only a hooker, but she wants to be a hacker! :) good times, good times. and only cool kids start bands with emo names when they can't play instruments... and play Detective Barbie! scoreeeeee.
I heart you with a passion, dearie, and wouldn't have survived last year without you! When you ditch my lunch, I am sad because they are extremely boring without my lover. But that's okay, because you make it up to me in sex.
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your turn! :)