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It's because of stuff like this I love playing Kingdom of Loathing.
You're fighting a caveman hippy
Unlike modern hippies, this one subsists on a primitive diet of nuts, berries, and twigs. Huh.
Unlike modern hippies, this one exudes the funk of not having discovered bathing yet. Huh.
Unlike modern hippies, this one's hair is a snarl of mud and ... okay, never mind. You can tell he's a caveman because of the protruding brow and the low-cost car insurance.
You're fighting an Irritating Series of Random Encounters
You're trying to walk from the front of the airship to the back, but you are unable to do so without being attacked by a series of 30 or 40 nearly identical nondescript enemies. Man, that's irritating.
You're fighting a Furry Giant
You are approached by a giant anthropomorphic wolf. You scream in terror as it comes closer, until you realize it's actually a giant dressed in an elaborate wolf costume, complete with velcro flap over its . . . good god. You scream louder, in fury this time. Furry fury.
You're fighting a caveman hippy
Unlike modern hippies, this one subsists on a primitive diet of nuts, berries, and twigs. Huh.
Unlike modern hippies, this one exudes the funk of not having discovered bathing yet. Huh.
Unlike modern hippies, this one's hair is a snarl of mud and ... okay, never mind. You can tell he's a caveman because of the protruding brow and the low-cost car insurance.
You're fighting an Irritating Series of Random Encounters
You're trying to walk from the front of the airship to the back, but you are unable to do so without being attacked by a series of 30 or 40 nearly identical nondescript enemies. Man, that's irritating.
You're fighting a Furry Giant
You are approached by a giant anthropomorphic wolf. You scream in terror as it comes closer, until you realize it's actually a giant dressed in an elaborate wolf costume, complete with velcro flap over its . . . good god. You scream louder, in fury this time. Furry fury.