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Ichigo and Ishida continued their mad dash for several blocks before slowing down.
"God, my dad's bad but that has to be the worst!"
"I'd have to agree."
"So, uh, what now?"
"...the abortion."
"But, what can we do? I mean, what can be done to uh, end this?"
"I am not entirely sure."
"What about that 'morning-after' thing?"
"That's for preventing conception."
"...?"
"You're past that already."
"Oh. So what else?"
"Don't know. I will search some online journals to see if they can provide any information."
"...where are we going to do that? Sure as hell ain't going back home to my place."
"My apartment, then."
"You have your own apartment?"
"Yes. I recall telling you this multiple times already."
"Uh... I forgot?"
"... It's this way."
Ichigo and Ishida continued down the street. Turning a corner, they literally walked into Urahara.
"The hell? What the fuck are you doing out here, Geta-boushi?"
"Oh, nothing much! Just taking a little stroll-"
"TENSHU! Where are you? I have not yet finished with my treatments of your manly injury!"
"... Come with us and and answer our questions. Or we'll tell him where you are."
"But, but..."
"TENSHU!"
"Okay, okay!"
Ishida led the others to his apartment.
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"Wakey wakey, Ryuu-chan!" Isshin procedes to dump a bucket of water over Ryuuken's head.
"WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?! Can't you wake me like a normal person?"
"...you wanted me to tackle you and kick you like I do Ichigo?"
"NO."
"Why did Ryuu-chan faint like that?"
"I DID NOT FAINT!"
"Yes you did~!"
"This is going nowhere. Where are our sons?"
"I think they ran out the back door... So why did you faint?"
"Have you forgotten about the Quincy Gaze?"
"Don't be silly! Of course I haven't! Daddy has the mind of a beaver trap!"
"... I looked directly into your eyes without my glasses."
"So?"
"You. Are. Pregnant."
"What? Oh, now I get what you're talking about, Ryuu-chan! But it's all good!"
"Exactly how is this 'all good'?"
"Don't you remember?"
"Remember what? If it involved you chances are I entirely repressed the memory."
"Daddy didn't get that but he shall continue on!"
"..."
"Daddy got a vasectomy years ago! So Daddy can't get pregnant!"
"... Thank you God, Buddha, FSM, and"
"But why didn't Ryuu-chan remember? Right after Masaki got pregnant with Yuzu and Karin she made me get one."
"Why would I have remembered that?"
"Cuz you did it, silly!"
"That would explain why I have no memory of this."
"God, my dad's bad but that has to be the worst!"
"I'd have to agree."
"So, uh, what now?"
"...the abortion."
"But, what can we do? I mean, what can be done to uh, end this?"
"I am not entirely sure."
"What about that 'morning-after' thing?"
"That's for preventing conception."
"...?"
"You're past that already."
"Oh. So what else?"
"Don't know. I will search some online journals to see if they can provide any information."
"...where are we going to do that? Sure as hell ain't going back home to my place."
"My apartment, then."
"You have your own apartment?"
"Yes. I recall telling you this multiple times already."
"Uh... I forgot?"
"... It's this way."
Ichigo and Ishida continued down the street. Turning a corner, they literally walked into Urahara.
"The hell? What the fuck are you doing out here, Geta-boushi?"
"Oh, nothing much! Just taking a little stroll-"
"TENSHU! Where are you? I have not yet finished with my treatments of your manly injury!"
"... Come with us and and answer our questions. Or we'll tell him where you are."
"But, but..."
"TENSHU!"
"Okay, okay!"
Ishida led the others to his apartment.
---------------------------------------------------
"Wakey wakey, Ryuu-chan!" Isshin procedes to dump a bucket of water over Ryuuken's head.
"WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?! Can't you wake me like a normal person?"
"...you wanted me to tackle you and kick you like I do Ichigo?"
"NO."
"Why did Ryuu-chan faint like that?"
"I DID NOT FAINT!"
"Yes you did~!"
"This is going nowhere. Where are our sons?"
"I think they ran out the back door... So why did you faint?"
"Have you forgotten about the Quincy Gaze?"
"Don't be silly! Of course I haven't! Daddy has the mind of a beaver trap!"
"... I looked directly into your eyes without my glasses."
"So?"
"You. Are. Pregnant."
"What? Oh, now I get what you're talking about, Ryuu-chan! But it's all good!"
"Exactly how is this 'all good'?"
"Don't you remember?"
"Remember what? If it involved you chances are I entirely repressed the memory."
"Daddy didn't get that but he shall continue on!"
"..."
"Daddy got a vasectomy years ago! So Daddy can't get pregnant!"
"... Thank you God, Buddha, FSM, and"
"But why didn't Ryuu-chan remember? Right after Masaki got pregnant with Yuzu and Karin she made me get one."
"Why would I have remembered that?"
"Cuz you did it, silly!"
"That would explain why I have no memory of this."