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Nov 17, 2006 15:24

Still growing...
And PG.

"Are you sure Onii-chan's gonna be fine when we get back?"

"Of course I'm sure, Yuzu. Dad does have some use."

"I hope you're right, Karin-chan."

"I'm always right! Oh, is this that store?"

"Yep! Snacks here are really cheap!"

"'Urahara Shouten'? Lame. And it even looks like a rundown shack."

"What are you callin' a rundown shack?!"

"YOU!!"

Karin promptly kicks her soccer ball into Jinta's head.

"Who's Karakura Red now?"

"Oww..."

"Jinta-kun! Are you ok?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. A real man can take anything!"

Karin kicks Jinta's head directly this time.

"Don't spout such lame pickup lines!"

"What's all the ruckus out here? My, it's Kurosaki-san's little sisters! How cute!"

"...You sound like a pedophile."

Urahara hides behind his fan.

"What do you mean by that? I'm a lawful being!"

"You're creepy."

"Oi, stop bugging the boss!"

"Stay outta this you little brat!"

Karin and Jinta quickly get into a shouting match.

"You two, stop fighting!"

"Oh, just let them tire themselves out. They'll be so much easier to deal with then."

"But..."

"Trust me! So, what did you come by for? I might as well get your items since they might be at it for a while..."

"Oh, I was just here for some snacks. They're really cheap here. Ahh!! I never introduced myself! I'm Kurosaki Yuzu."

"We did skip introductions, didn't we? My name is Urahara Kisuke. I'm the owner of this shop."

"Really? I've never seen you here before..."

"I usually get my employees to cover the shop."

"Oh, I see."

"So then, what was it you needed?"

"I usually get 500 yen worth of snacks, but it always seems to be too much..."

"Oh, don't mind that! The Urahara Shouten is always willing to help in its employee's love lives!"

A huge explosion blasts into the shop from the doorway, leaving Jinta and Karin fuming.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?!"

"Uh..."

Urahara looks on in horror as his hat floats gently to the ground.

~tbc~

crack, prego-beam, bleach, crackfic

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