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Ok, this just needs to stop. This needs to die. This is all Kage-nee-san and Cella-chan's fault.
Ichigo looked even worse coming home from school than he had before. Yuzu was getting really worried.
"Otou-san, I think something's really wrong with Onii-chan."
"He probably just got hit in the head."
"Karin-chan! Onii-chan seems like he's really upset!"
"Otou-san shall go fix Onii-chan!"
"You'll only make it worse when you kick him in the head."
"I would never do such a thing to my only son!"
"You did it to him this morning."
"That was just a friendly 'Have a good day' kick!"
"That's enough you two! Someone needs to help Onii-chan!"
"Hmm. Come on, Yuzu. We're going to that shop you like so much. Ichi-nii should be fine by the time we come back."
As Karin and Yuzu quickly make their retreat, Isshin quickly makes his entrance into Ichigo's room.
"ICHIGO!!!"
"Huh?"
"... Wha, what's wrong with Daddy's firstborn?! Come to Daddy's welcoming bosom!"
"..."
"..."
"... What did you want?"
"Uh... well... Karin and Yuzu are worried about you. You've been acting... really OOC."
"...Whut?"
"Out Of Character! Yuzu was showing Daddy all these interesting terms and stuff on the computer last night!"
"...oh."
"Ichigo, what's wrong?"
"...nuthin."
"Ichigo."
Ichigo figured it couldn't get any worse, and told him of what had happened the past two days.
"Wow... a 'pregnant gaze' you say? Can I meet them?"
"What the fuck?!"
"It's such a rare ability! I want to meet them!"
"Wait, YOU KNEW THIS WAS EVEN POSSIBLE?!"
"Of course! I studied it in med school."
Ichigo just stares.
"So, my son, is that all that's bothering you?"
"...no, that's not the problem."
"Huh? What does Ichi-chan need? You can tell Daddy anything."
"...Dad, I-NEED-AN-ABORTION!"
~tbc~
omfg. i can't believe this. *tries to kill the plot bunnies*
Ichigo looked even worse coming home from school than he had before. Yuzu was getting really worried.
"Otou-san, I think something's really wrong with Onii-chan."
"He probably just got hit in the head."
"Karin-chan! Onii-chan seems like he's really upset!"
"Otou-san shall go fix Onii-chan!"
"You'll only make it worse when you kick him in the head."
"I would never do such a thing to my only son!"
"You did it to him this morning."
"That was just a friendly 'Have a good day' kick!"
"That's enough you two! Someone needs to help Onii-chan!"
"Hmm. Come on, Yuzu. We're going to that shop you like so much. Ichi-nii should be fine by the time we come back."
As Karin and Yuzu quickly make their retreat, Isshin quickly makes his entrance into Ichigo's room.
"ICHIGO!!!"
"Huh?"
"... Wha, what's wrong with Daddy's firstborn?! Come to Daddy's welcoming bosom!"
"..."
"..."
"... What did you want?"
"Uh... well... Karin and Yuzu are worried about you. You've been acting... really OOC."
"...Whut?"
"Out Of Character! Yuzu was showing Daddy all these interesting terms and stuff on the computer last night!"
"...oh."
"Ichigo, what's wrong?"
"...nuthin."
"Ichigo."
Ichigo figured it couldn't get any worse, and told him of what had happened the past two days.
"Wow... a 'pregnant gaze' you say? Can I meet them?"
"What the fuck?!"
"It's such a rare ability! I want to meet them!"
"Wait, YOU KNEW THIS WAS EVEN POSSIBLE?!"
"Of course! I studied it in med school."
Ichigo just stares.
"So, my son, is that all that's bothering you?"
"...no, that's not the problem."
"Huh? What does Ichi-chan need? You can tell Daddy anything."
"...Dad, I-NEED-AN-ABORTION!"
~tbc~
omfg. i can't believe this. *tries to kill the plot bunnies*