Now am I single? (guess not)
I decided to end it with Lindsay. She is the most controlling person I have ever been with. I was gonna just say, "Hey, you're a controling bitch, get out of my life!" but ileen- made a far better suggestion (which she later said was a joke); that I tell her I'm gay and that she was just an experiment. I didn't exactly tell her that, but knowing all about her homophobia, I told her that I had been with like six different guys. It was hilarious, she got all upset, then she actually went outside and threw up! Then she came back in and chewed me out about how that was "sick, wrong, and evil." I was just about to tell her "It was a lie bitch, I just don't want to be with you and didn't want to tell you what a bitch you are cuz I didn't want to hurt your feelings!" But I didn't. However, when Dan came home, since I hadn't told him what was up, I asked her not to tell him, telling her that he didn't know and it would completely weird out our friendship. Sooo... as soon as he comes in my room the first thing she says is something to the effect of, "Did you know Joshie's been with six guys?"
How uncool is that?
She finally wound up making a big deal out of grabbing all her stuff, and making sure that it seemed like she never wanted to see me again. She even made me change the übercute "Josh and Lindsay" banner on her cell phone back to the default "Sprint PCS" corporate advertisement. So I figure I'm single now, right?
Wrong.
Last night, like an hour after I fell asleep, she comes over. For some reason Dan lets her in. She proceeds to tell me, while I am still not sure if she is Lindsay or a crew member on the Starship of Chocolate Elves, that she can get over it and we can make it work. Then she asked me if I felt the same way. I was so tired, however, that I knew I wouldn't be able to make anything I said sound delicate, and not hurt her feelings. And the whole reason I told her I was gay in the first place was to keep from hurting her feelings, so I just let out a noncommital grunt and rolled over.
I really need to do a better job of choosing who I go out with. All my friends were relived when they thought we were broken up, apparently I was being a real dick. If I was a dick to you, sorry. I didn't mean to be.
In other news, last night I was sitting at home coding (nah, really?) and Dudekoff calls me. I don't know how he even got my number (was that your doing, Ileen) but he was all like, "I'm hanging out with Alisha, you wanna go to iHop with us?" Duh. So I hung out with them for a few hours, it was pretty cool. I hadn't seen Dudekoff in a while, he is a pretty cool guy, and Alisha seems like a good kid.
Saw Dreamcatcher the other night. It was nothing like what the previews and theatrical trailor made me think it would be, but it was a damn good movie all the same. Also saw Ghost Ship, that seemed dumb on the previews but it was really good. I would definantally reccomend it. Speaking of movies, I heard that they are just starting post-production of Boondock Saints II, I don't know if it will show in theatres, but if so, who all wants to go see it with me? That should be like the coolest movie ever made.
Oh, my paid account is about to expire, so if you have five bucks to spare, feel free to renew it for me. Cuz when it does expire it will break my site and I am going to be very very sad.