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...I am going to hell. And I'm stunned these critters didn't kill me.
Carson, Kamo, Waka, and Yami.With special guest appearances. SEX MEME. wtf.
Lee not used because... ...yeah. I'd be scared of her answers.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yami: There are lists for such things?
Carson: I assume you mean a friends list… such as on a journal or an art page. In which case I would have to say yes, indeed~
Waka: Well~! That is a step for you indeed, good sir~
Carson: Just answer your own damn questions, prophet~
Waka: Why, so testy this day~ *tsks, gently* W-well, going by journals… yes~ I should have to say so~
Yami: *chuckles, darkly* Then, I suppose, I would have to answer yes, as well.
Carson: Anyone, indeed, you two have a regular harem.
Kamo: *ignoring the others; shrugs* Yeah, sure. But only if… was right, y’know?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Carson: …each has a certain… charm?
Waka: My, Carson! Did you just make a comment that could, in fact, be taken beyond the sparest of sexual standards?
Yami: Answer, prophet. ♥
Waka: …night or morning. When muscles are prone to the brisker of breezes.
Kamo: Wouldn’t people see in the afternoon?
Yami: Better, Tsukiko… better~ I prefer the night, of course.
Carson: Pun intended?
Kamo: Or hear, for that matter…?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Yami: I rarely partake of beds.
Kyo: *raises his hand* Perved it~!
Waka: …oh for heavens- what are you doing here! I am already in this meme, you doppelganger!
Kyo: *sniffs* You wouldn’t know sex if it were to take your virginity.
Waka: …
Kyo: Besides. Sides hardly matter so long as you can cuddle~
Carson: For once, I might have to agree with the nameless prick.
Waka: *blithers* Must you take his side-
Kamo: Usually sleep on the left. Abe seems t’take the right, so.
All: …
Kamo: … :|
Kyo: …perved it~
4. Do you masturbate?
Waka: …
Carson: …
Kamo: … :|
Yami: *entirely honest* No.
5. How often? Lately?
Waka: …
Carson: …n-no, to the first, second I-
Waka: For moon’s sake don’t say it!
Carson: …
Kamo: …:|
Yami: Yes. For each of them. *significant look* . . . The darkness sees all, and it rarely forgets.
Waka: D8
Kamo: :|
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Kyo: Of course~
Waka: ..fkdsjl DARNIT get OUT of this meme!
Kyo: You first, motherless pru-- *TACKLED BY A WAKA*
Carson: … oh now, that was hardly appropriate.
Kamo: Hey, it’s a sex meme. Let ‘em.
Carson: . . .
Yami: Money means little to constants.
Carson: …ha. Ha… money, no. Way of life… …you could say that, yes.
Kamo: I dance, one verse. Sometimes you strip of a layer t’keep cool. That count?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Kamo: Showers’re easy.
Waka: …pfffffffff…
Yami: . . . now that was painful.
Carson: Ni’b Ra…
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Kamo: …wait, is this what that shower question-
Carson: *facepalm*
Waka: …not… actually?
Carson: Actually?
Waka: I-it’s been discussed!
Yami: No.
Kamo: Yeah, no. :|
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Carson: No! What in the world sort of question is that?
Waka: I-no!
Kamo: Eh. Not interested.
Yami: I shall repeat. The darkness sees all, and it rarely forgets. ♥
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Carson: This sounds like a mere rephrasing of that infernal seme versus uke question.
Waka: I-I… I am sure that both would have their own… advantages? ♥
Yami: I hardly see why a preference would be so crucial.
Waka: W-well. I adore all sorts~
Kamo: Passive’s not the word, though. Gentle? Sweet?
Waka: You’re obvious, McStraightface~
Kamo: :|
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Carson: But of course~
Waka: And I~
Kamo: I’d say so. *twitchsmile*
Yami: Yes. Of course. ♥
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Carson: …I wouldn’t?
Waka: A-ah… depends? Having multiple versions of oneself makes things difficult at times…
Kamo: Yeah, ‘course.
Yami: Of course.
13. Would you choose love or money?
All: Love.
Waka: Like the sun and the moon~
Carson: Always have. Always shall. ♥
Tei: Try living without love sometime. Don’t work.
Kyo: Get your soul sealed away and get back to me on that, yes~?
Waka and Kamo: …
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Carson: …oh dear. Ah…
Waka: … I like snark, dark-haired artists, both roles in bed and a good balance of romanticism and pain thereyouhaveitalrightlovelyI’lljustdashnow-
Kamo: …
Yami: …♥
Carson: …if vampirism counts…
Yami: Sadism in the same breath as romanticism must surely count, so~
Kamo: I’m in love with someone that people would probably gawk about.
Carson: …close enough. I doubt we shall all sufficiently find an appropriate three, anyway.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yami:…that was the most unfortunate phrasing of a question I have ever come across.
Carson: I agree.
Kamo: Boundaries?
Carson: …alright. I do not admire afflicting pain. …not really. ;
Waka: I-- … I do not think she has left me with many.
Yami: Nor, perhaps, I. Though I am careful to name those I love.
Kamo: Just careful, s’all.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Waka: …they’ve gone and made it difficult, again.
Yami: … hm. In the perpetual timelines… Certainly within the darkness of rooms tinged only by blue glow and warm whispers hazed with mystery.
Carson: Because that wasn’t obvious.
Kamo: What if you’re a virgin?
Waka: I agree!
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Yami: … *headtilts*
Carson: …oh heavens, don’t think too hard on it! And I-- …I do not think I should care to recall. It was assuredly long ago.
Waka: *raises hand* Virgin.
Kamo: *raises hand* :|
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Kyo: If you had any clue how often that has been plotted-
Waka: You. Out.
Kamo: What I said about afternoons. People would see if you were dumb about it.
Yami: Ha~ Oh, I should say so, yes~
Carson: Define caught. We live in the head of a perverted fangirl, after all.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Carson: …that was Lee’s fault.
Waka: *snerks*
Kamo: Dance clubs, one verse. If people happen to take their clothes off… so it goes.
Yami: I have. Not taken much interest, but have. I found the festivities rather trying.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Yami: No.
Waka: Of course not!
Kamo: Nope.
Carson: …are we counting the first three centuries of my life when I was clearly infantile and had no clue how to go about things? ;
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
All: No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
All except Carson: No.
Carson: …most likely such things were attempted without success. I apparently miss out on a good deal of most flirting experiences, it seems.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Carson: *chuckles* Wi rex haty s’daw~
Waka: *giggles* I, as well~
Yami: Indeed, I have.
Kamo: …have, have not. Verse, timeline, it’s all complicated.
24. What's your sexuality?
Carson: I hardly believe in such a thing, to be honest.
Yami: Nor I. If I am to love, it shall be a soul, not a chromosome arrangement.
Waka: I- It is hard to say? Likely, I imagine I could easily admire either gender.
Kamo: Homosexual. :|
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
All: …
Yami: …now. That is an idea. ♥
Carson: …D:
Waka: *facepalm*
Kamo: :|
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yami: . . .
Carson: Can we cease giving him ideas?
Waka: I don’t think any of us have tried, yet?
Kamo: Far as I know.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yami: *grins widely*
Waka: …ksfds *shivers*
Carson: Both of you. Stop.
Kamo: …I think that’s a no. :|
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Carson: Again. That was Lee’s fault.
Waka: Of course it was~
Yami: *chuckles darkly*
Kamo: Popped in one once. Was weird.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
All: No…
Yami: --t yet.
Others: …
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yami: I call them Specials. ♥
Carson: Damn it, learn some decency-
Waka: I most certainly do not!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Yami: Four, currently. Haruha, Hoshi, Ryuu, and Tsukiko~
Waka: fdjslk I am not! D:
Carson: Agh, all of you…
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Carson: Oh, all of us, likely.
Waka: If not just because we have been sketched with… a severe lack of clothing.
Kamo: Shirtless isn’t so bad, you guys. Really. :|
Yami: Nor are skirts. ♥
Carson: …well. There is that~ ♥
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
All: No! D8
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Waka: …what?
Poetslut: It helps to have a phone for that~
Waka: …oh for the moon-
Kamo: Yeah-no. :|
Yami: Agreed. No.
Carson: Nor I. ;
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Carson: What is it with these questions-
Yami: As intriguing as the internet may be, no.
Waka: Y-yes, no. D:
Kamo: Nah.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Carson: …fdjks *lowers ears to hide the blush in them*
Yami: *sniffs* I cannot see why it would not…
Waka: S… same. ;
Kamo: Seems enough like a passionate, sexual act t’me.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Carson: …for all the gods-
Yami: Does it truly matter?
Waka: …I would not think so, no…
Carson: Does anyone still have relatively standard and traditional preference about this sort of thing? ;
Kamo: You’re asking at the two who like walls, desks, futons on the floor and straight-up floor.
Carson: …
Kamo: … I’d like to be positioned next to someone I love. That’s good ‘nough.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Yami: *closes eyes, gently* Whisper words into nighttime. Speak honest heated truths for eternities to hear.
Carson: …heh~ The part where you love one enough to share your own self with them. Simply.
Waka: *glances warily at Yami: …nails along back, hands tugging in hair, b-but… mostly… …mostly closeness. And knowing it isn’t a mere lie.
Yami: . . .
Kamo: Dunno? But… probably when the hands come down from where they curl against chin like that.
Waka: …obvious Kamo is obvious?
Kamo: :|
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Carson: …n-no! Ni’b Ra why-
Yami: The dark may be many places at a time, but such intimacy distributed so… no.
Waka:… have contemplated such things, certainly~ Should like to, one day.
Kamo: Nah. Not sure ‘bout the idea, either.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Yami: . . . If my beloved were to re-post his answers, I should forever be entertained.
Waka: *giggles* I would say my other, but…~ As it is, I shall have to echo his answer and say, hopefully, Issun~
Kamo: Probably the fuzzbug, yeah.
Carson: To be honest? Do not know, do not care. It is over, I am gone.
Waka: …prude.
Kamo: *punches him*
Carson, Kamo, Waka, and Yami.With special guest appearances. SEX MEME. wtf.
Lee not used because... ...yeah. I'd be scared of her answers.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yami: There are lists for such things?
Carson: I assume you mean a friends list… such as on a journal or an art page. In which case I would have to say yes, indeed~
Waka: Well~! That is a step for you indeed, good sir~
Carson: Just answer your own damn questions, prophet~
Waka: Why, so testy this day~ *tsks, gently* W-well, going by journals… yes~ I should have to say so~
Yami: *chuckles, darkly* Then, I suppose, I would have to answer yes, as well.
Carson: Anyone, indeed, you two have a regular harem.
Kamo: *ignoring the others; shrugs* Yeah, sure. But only if… was right, y’know?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Carson: …each has a certain… charm?
Waka: My, Carson! Did you just make a comment that could, in fact, be taken beyond the sparest of sexual standards?
Yami: Answer, prophet. ♥
Waka: …night or morning. When muscles are prone to the brisker of breezes.
Kamo: Wouldn’t people see in the afternoon?
Yami: Better, Tsukiko… better~ I prefer the night, of course.
Carson: Pun intended?
Kamo: Or hear, for that matter…?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Yami: I rarely partake of beds.
Kyo: *raises his hand* Perved it~!
Waka: …oh for heavens- what are you doing here! I am already in this meme, you doppelganger!
Kyo: *sniffs* You wouldn’t know sex if it were to take your virginity.
Waka: …
Kyo: Besides. Sides hardly matter so long as you can cuddle~
Carson: For once, I might have to agree with the nameless prick.
Waka: *blithers* Must you take his side-
Kamo: Usually sleep on the left. Abe seems t’take the right, so.
All: …
Kamo: … :|
Kyo: …perved it~
4. Do you masturbate?
Waka: …
Carson: …
Kamo: … :|
Yami: *entirely honest* No.
5. How often? Lately?
Waka: …
Carson: …n-no, to the first, second I-
Waka: For moon’s sake don’t say it!
Carson: …
Kamo: …:|
Yami: Yes. For each of them. *significant look* . . . The darkness sees all, and it rarely forgets.
Waka: D8
Kamo: :|
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Kyo: Of course~
Waka: ..fkdsjl DARNIT get OUT of this meme!
Kyo: You first, motherless pru-- *TACKLED BY A WAKA*
Carson: … oh now, that was hardly appropriate.
Kamo: Hey, it’s a sex meme. Let ‘em.
Carson: . . .
Yami: Money means little to constants.
Carson: …ha. Ha… money, no. Way of life… …you could say that, yes.
Kamo: I dance, one verse. Sometimes you strip of a layer t’keep cool. That count?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Kamo: Showers’re easy.
Waka: …pfffffffff…
Yami: . . . now that was painful.
Carson: Ni’b Ra…
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Kamo: …wait, is this what that shower question-
Carson: *facepalm*
Waka: …not… actually?
Carson: Actually?
Waka: I-it’s been discussed!
Yami: No.
Kamo: Yeah, no. :|
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Carson: No! What in the world sort of question is that?
Waka: I-no!
Kamo: Eh. Not interested.
Yami: I shall repeat. The darkness sees all, and it rarely forgets. ♥
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Carson: This sounds like a mere rephrasing of that infernal seme versus uke question.
Waka: I-I… I am sure that both would have their own… advantages? ♥
Yami: I hardly see why a preference would be so crucial.
Waka: W-well. I adore all sorts~
Kamo: Passive’s not the word, though. Gentle? Sweet?
Waka: You’re obvious, McStraightface~
Kamo: :|
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Carson: But of course~
Waka: And I~
Kamo: I’d say so. *twitchsmile*
Yami: Yes. Of course. ♥
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Carson: …I wouldn’t?
Waka: A-ah… depends? Having multiple versions of oneself makes things difficult at times…
Kamo: Yeah, ‘course.
Yami: Of course.
13. Would you choose love or money?
All: Love.
Waka: Like the sun and the moon~
Carson: Always have. Always shall. ♥
Tei: Try living without love sometime. Don’t work.
Kyo: Get your soul sealed away and get back to me on that, yes~?
Waka and Kamo: …
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Carson: …oh dear. Ah…
Waka: … I like snark, dark-haired artists, both roles in bed and a good balance of romanticism and pain thereyouhaveitalrightlovelyI’lljustdashnow-
Kamo: …
Yami: …♥
Carson: …if vampirism counts…
Yami: Sadism in the same breath as romanticism must surely count, so~
Kamo: I’m in love with someone that people would probably gawk about.
Carson: …close enough. I doubt we shall all sufficiently find an appropriate three, anyway.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yami:…that was the most unfortunate phrasing of a question I have ever come across.
Carson: I agree.
Kamo: Boundaries?
Carson: …alright. I do not admire afflicting pain. …not really. ;
Waka: I-- … I do not think she has left me with many.
Yami: Nor, perhaps, I. Though I am careful to name those I love.
Kamo: Just careful, s’all.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Waka: …they’ve gone and made it difficult, again.
Yami: … hm. In the perpetual timelines… Certainly within the darkness of rooms tinged only by blue glow and warm whispers hazed with mystery.
Carson: Because that wasn’t obvious.
Kamo: What if you’re a virgin?
Waka: I agree!
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Yami: … *headtilts*
Carson: …oh heavens, don’t think too hard on it! And I-- …I do not think I should care to recall. It was assuredly long ago.
Waka: *raises hand* Virgin.
Kamo: *raises hand* :|
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Kyo: If you had any clue how often that has been plotted-
Waka: You. Out.
Kamo: What I said about afternoons. People would see if you were dumb about it.
Yami: Ha~ Oh, I should say so, yes~
Carson: Define caught. We live in the head of a perverted fangirl, after all.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Carson: …that was Lee’s fault.
Waka: *snerks*
Kamo: Dance clubs, one verse. If people happen to take their clothes off… so it goes.
Yami: I have. Not taken much interest, but have. I found the festivities rather trying.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Yami: No.
Waka: Of course not!
Kamo: Nope.
Carson: …are we counting the first three centuries of my life when I was clearly infantile and had no clue how to go about things? ;
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
All: No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
All except Carson: No.
Carson: …most likely such things were attempted without success. I apparently miss out on a good deal of most flirting experiences, it seems.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Carson: *chuckles* Wi rex haty s’daw~
Waka: *giggles* I, as well~
Yami: Indeed, I have.
Kamo: …have, have not. Verse, timeline, it’s all complicated.
24. What's your sexuality?
Carson: I hardly believe in such a thing, to be honest.
Yami: Nor I. If I am to love, it shall be a soul, not a chromosome arrangement.
Waka: I- It is hard to say? Likely, I imagine I could easily admire either gender.
Kamo: Homosexual. :|
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
All: …
Yami: …now. That is an idea. ♥
Carson: …D:
Waka: *facepalm*
Kamo: :|
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yami: . . .
Carson: Can we cease giving him ideas?
Waka: I don’t think any of us have tried, yet?
Kamo: Far as I know.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yami: *grins widely*
Waka: …ksfds *shivers*
Carson: Both of you. Stop.
Kamo: …I think that’s a no. :|
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Carson: Again. That was Lee’s fault.
Waka: Of course it was~
Yami: *chuckles darkly*
Kamo: Popped in one once. Was weird.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
All: No…
Yami: --t yet.
Others: …
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yami: I call them Specials. ♥
Carson: Damn it, learn some decency-
Waka: I most certainly do not!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Yami: Four, currently. Haruha, Hoshi, Ryuu, and Tsukiko~
Waka: fdjslk I am not! D:
Carson: Agh, all of you…
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Carson: Oh, all of us, likely.
Waka: If not just because we have been sketched with… a severe lack of clothing.
Kamo: Shirtless isn’t so bad, you guys. Really. :|
Yami: Nor are skirts. ♥
Carson: …well. There is that~ ♥
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
All: No! D8
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Waka: …what?
Poetslut: It helps to have a phone for that~
Waka: …oh for the moon-
Kamo: Yeah-no. :|
Yami: Agreed. No.
Carson: Nor I. ;
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Carson: What is it with these questions-
Yami: As intriguing as the internet may be, no.
Waka: Y-yes, no. D:
Kamo: Nah.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Carson: …fdjks *lowers ears to hide the blush in them*
Yami: *sniffs* I cannot see why it would not…
Waka: S… same. ;
Kamo: Seems enough like a passionate, sexual act t’me.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Carson: …for all the gods-
Yami: Does it truly matter?
Waka: …I would not think so, no…
Carson: Does anyone still have relatively standard and traditional preference about this sort of thing? ;
Kamo: You’re asking at the two who like walls, desks, futons on the floor and straight-up floor.
Carson: …
Kamo: … I’d like to be positioned next to someone I love. That’s good ‘nough.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Yami: *closes eyes, gently* Whisper words into nighttime. Speak honest heated truths for eternities to hear.
Carson: …heh~ The part where you love one enough to share your own self with them. Simply.
Waka: *glances warily at Yami: …nails along back, hands tugging in hair, b-but… mostly… …mostly closeness. And knowing it isn’t a mere lie.
Yami: . . .
Kamo: Dunno? But… probably when the hands come down from where they curl against chin like that.
Waka: …obvious Kamo is obvious?
Kamo: :|
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Carson: …n-no! Ni’b Ra why-
Yami: The dark may be many places at a time, but such intimacy distributed so… no.
Waka:… have contemplated such things, certainly~ Should like to, one day.
Kamo: Nah. Not sure ‘bout the idea, either.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Yami: . . . If my beloved were to re-post his answers, I should forever be entertained.
Waka: *giggles* I would say my other, but…~ As it is, I shall have to echo his answer and say, hopefully, Issun~
Kamo: Probably the fuzzbug, yeah.
Carson: To be honest? Do not know, do not care. It is over, I am gone.
Waka: …prude.
Kamo: *punches him*