Comments | psychick: WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO LIVE IN A HOBBIT HOLE THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

psychick

WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO LIVE IN A HOBBIT HOLE THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Aug 20, 2007 20:58

Ahahaha, oh my friends. My friends, there are no words. I can only show you this delight to which I returned home this evening.

First I noticed this:

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apartment, oh noes

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oh my god watergirlwater August 21 2007, 01:23:58 UTC

That's just unholy. How are you not plague ridden and waterlogged?

Re: oh my god mephron August 21 2007, 01:24:47 UTC

Possibly by the experient lately of hanging out at a non-sporific location from time to time.

Re: oh my god psychick August 21 2007, 13:19:24 UTC

I don't know if I'm allowed to go over there any more, Meph, on account of every time I do, my apartment MUTATES IN MY ABESNCE.

Re: oh my god mephron August 21 2007, 15:34:08 UTC

Look at the bright side: the next time it might be possessed by the Phoenix Force, turn your landlord into a broccoli person, and eat him.

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simply_blah August 21 2007, 02:07:39 UTC

I have no words.

torridmentality August 21 2007, 03:03:36 UTC

NOT UNHOLY
ANNIE SAY THEY LUCKY

FLIED LICE FOR TWO DALLAH

(Read: Still, they SHOULD NOT have been growing in the first place, therefore, pin the landlord for it. HOWEVER, totally pot grow those babies. 4 rlz)

psychick August 21 2007, 03:29:02 UTC

We are not touching them, for evidence purposes. It'd be just my luck to have cops break in on a drug bust for growing psychodelic fungi in the apartment...

torridmentality August 21 2007, 04:54:44 UTC

Honest, officer. Those aren't mine. They came with the apartment, like the shag carpet.

cheezdanish August 21 2007, 03:13:34 UTC

GAH BLACK MOLD AAAAAAAAAH D: DO NOT WANT

Screw the landlord, go directly to the county/city housing commission. With pictures. Because that? Is a seriously fine-able offense. Your landlord will get REAMED when the county sees that. >:E

psychick August 21 2007, 03:27:37 UTC

Done and done, my dear. They're scheduled to come in and inspect again with the aim of hiring CONTRACTORS TO FIX THE PLACE. Haaaaallelujah.

cheezdanish August 21 2007, 03:45:21 UTC

GOOD. AND your landlord should foot the bill to pay for your hotel when it's happening. B|

psychick August 21 2007, 13:20:55 UTC

Screw that like a barrel of...screws (shut up it's early), I'll settle for him continuing to sit there and do nothing while we move without paying him rent.

Ohhh this is so fubared.

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silverthorne August 21 2007, 03:14:38 UTC

...only you could manage this. ;)