This marks the first time a teacher has called home.

[psychexdelic]

I never thought this would happen, but Mrs. Campbell just called me. My phone is next to my mirror, and I saw my eyes grow wide when she told me who she was. But ANYWAY! Oh Mrs. Campbell, how I have underestimated you! Apparently she has finished my recommendations (first of the three), but I uh, "forgot" to put in the form for USC. Actually, I thought that I "forgot" until after I hung up, and then I remembered that I didn't "forget," that I actually purposely...didn't give her one. And then she said that she finished my recs for Pitzer, Pomona, etc. And I got ANOTHER shocker --- PITZER?! I AM APPLYING TO PITZER?! Forgot all about Pitzer!!!!!!! Oh Mrs. Campbell.

okayfineitmarksthesecondtimecausethefirsttimewasinseventhgradewhenconnellycalledhometotellmyparentalunitsthatihadacinfrenchbutidontreallycountthatkaka.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention...
I HATE SHASHANK RAVI. KTHXBI.
YEAH I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS YOU FUGLY SLUT!