"Let us devote to unselfishness the frenzy we once gave gold and underpants" - Kurt Vonnegut
Today is a good day for a Livejournal update. I'm brimming with useless entertaining stories!
To begin...
I was walking down Hoskin today with a guy from my history class (FROM BONN! Fuck yeah!) and he was in the middle of a semi-serious story. I look over at Trinity college, and in front, there are about 4 little tiny fluffy puppies - one was a pomeranian - and... they were dressed up... like bunnies.
"Will... I'm sorry... I'm interested in your story, but... there are puppies over there dressed up like bunnies. I just can't focus."
Expecting to be verbally throttled, I was pleasantly surprised when he looked over and exclaimed "AAH! LOOK AT THEM RUN!"
You know how sometimes you feel like things are so stupidly cute that you can't breathe?
Next...
A while ago, Camille "found" a big bus stop poster. At the bottom was a big picture of Steve Paikin (Mr. Studio 2). She cut that off, since she didn't want him on her wall, but we decided to keep it, and use it for practical joke purposes. We hang out with these two guys in the basement, also students at U of T, and MONTHS AGO we decided we'd tape Steve up in their shower some day. Well, last night, Camille was down there and I was about to head down, and thought to myself, "It's Steve Paikin time!"
Just as I'm in her room, rolling him up and stuffing him into my sleeve, I get a call. It's Camille. - "Operation: bring Steve Paikin." "Dude... already on it." So I taped him up in their shower. We're awaiting a response... and wondering if, instead of responding, they're plotting revenge.
ALSO
I found a whole slew of movies online dubbed into German! Movies that I used to watch over and over when I was younger, so I know the script - like Road Trip! I was on the phone with Shayn, and mentioned this to him, and he told me he went to highschool with Paulo Constanzo. "Yeah! He twisted my nipples once!" - "Dude, you just blew my mind."
This shitty week really picked up. I'm off to watch Trip Trap Road!
To begin...
I was walking down Hoskin today with a guy from my history class (FROM BONN! Fuck yeah!) and he was in the middle of a semi-serious story. I look over at Trinity college, and in front, there are about 4 little tiny fluffy puppies - one was a pomeranian - and... they were dressed up... like bunnies.
"Will... I'm sorry... I'm interested in your story, but... there are puppies over there dressed up like bunnies. I just can't focus."
Expecting to be verbally throttled, I was pleasantly surprised when he looked over and exclaimed "AAH! LOOK AT THEM RUN!"
You know how sometimes you feel like things are so stupidly cute that you can't breathe?
Next...
A while ago, Camille "found" a big bus stop poster. At the bottom was a big picture of Steve Paikin (Mr. Studio 2). She cut that off, since she didn't want him on her wall, but we decided to keep it, and use it for practical joke purposes. We hang out with these two guys in the basement, also students at U of T, and MONTHS AGO we decided we'd tape Steve up in their shower some day. Well, last night, Camille was down there and I was about to head down, and thought to myself, "It's Steve Paikin time!"
Just as I'm in her room, rolling him up and stuffing him into my sleeve, I get a call. It's Camille. - "Operation: bring Steve Paikin." "Dude... already on it." So I taped him up in their shower. We're awaiting a response... and wondering if, instead of responding, they're plotting revenge.
ALSO
I found a whole slew of movies online dubbed into German! Movies that I used to watch over and over when I was younger, so I know the script - like Road Trip! I was on the phone with Shayn, and mentioned this to him, and he told me he went to highschool with Paulo Constanzo. "Yeah! He twisted my nipples once!" - "Dude, you just blew my mind."
This shitty week really picked up. I'm off to watch Trip Trap Road!