Fuck The Police
So, ya, havent written in awhile. Just got back from a car chace, two police cars couldnt catch me in my 96 neon(it goes 0-60 in about 5.9 hours). Anyways, heres the story: Im drivein around because Im pissed and driving makes me calm down and this cop comes around behind me. I get freaked because its 1a.m. and Im driving without a liscense without registration and on top of that Im a minor. Oh yea, cops also have a history of fucking with my family big time. Anyway, he comes up and I freak because I dont have a fly swatter to get rid of him so I turn down my bass and figure he wont start shit and be a good litte cop. I guess to him thats some signal that Im trafficing drugs because he turns on his lights and blares his sirens. Theres no way Im going to stop because I know what these fuckheads do to people that look like me so I zip off into the next neighborhood and hide behind a church. He goes off like a nice lil cop thinkin Im somewhere in there so I leave. Just as I get to the turn to go into my neighborhood another cop on the other side of the road turns on his lights and sirens. I check to see if hes turnin around(Im the only car at the light so if hes turnin its for me) and sure enough he does. Of course if Im not stopin for one cop Im not gonna stop for another so I zip into my neighborhood and play cat and mouse with this fucker. Anyway I dunno what the hell he thought I was doin but he goes off to the highway(as if im stupid enough to try a highway chase) so I pull into my driveway and start typing this. In short, fuck the police and score one for the lil man.