4. I Hate Sunshine, Rainbows, and Everything Happy

[psychedelic_cat]

I keep hearing about how so many people are sad around here. I just want everyone to know that I don't care. Why can't any of you stop whining for one second!? And I haven't even met all of you!  When will you get it through your thick heads that the world sucks. EVERYTHING IS MEANINGLESS! A person can't even go camping without something going wrong! Last time I went camping in another town, my igloo went and melted ALL OVER ME! So I had to sit in a smelly, wet cart until I got home. There was a REASON I left without telling anyone, and of course, the second I got back, all they wanted to know was where I was and why didn't I tell them and oh no, I need you to run an errand, and I want this and I want that and blahblahblah!

So remember, kids, the world sucks, no matter where you are, so shut up!!