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too much typing for meme2 so skipped that one so here's meme2/3...
If I were....
If I were a month I would be: april.
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday.
If I were a time of day I would be: 3pm.
If I were a planet I would be: jupiter.
If I were a sea animal I would be: a sea anemone. [cool!]
If I were a direction I would be: northwestly-east. XD
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a window seat. [so i can look out of the window and watch ppl passing by]
If I were a historical figure I would be: the first lasagne. [hee.]
If I were a liquid I would be: grapefruit vodka. [nice]
If I were a stone, I would be: a tombstone.
If I were a tree, I would be: a short evergreen.
If I were a bird, I would be: a toucan.
If I were a tool, I would be: a mallot
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a gerberra.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: the death of the weatherman. [inotherwords- unpredictable, yeah.]
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a griffin
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a guitar.
If I were an animal, I would be: a gazelle.
If I were a color, I would be: black. silver. colourless!
If I were an emotion, I would be: mad. [just plain mad.]
If I were a vegetable, I would be: fresh white-button-mushroom-baby-potato-red-green-yellow-capsicum.
If I were a sound, I would be: a disgruntled-crazy-hyper noise.
If I were an element, I would be: earth. [i am earth.]
If I were a car, I would be: a golf GT-i! a mazda 6! a bmw M3 cabriolet!
If I were a song, I would be: whatever is playing on the radio. [whatever that's good, which is hardly the case nowadays.]
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: me! [ego.]
If I were a book, I would be written by: roald dahl or shel silverstein. [whoever rises up from his grave first.]
If I were a food, I would be: sushi. sashimi. tempura. softshellcrabroll. lagsane. pasta. charkwayteow. laksa. friedcarrotcake. friedoyster. freshoyster. buttercrab. blackpeppercrabwithglassnoodles. burger. englishfish&chips. [well, u get the idea...]
If I were a place, I would be: all over the world!
If I were a material, I would be: japanese paper.
If I were a taste, I would be: salty.sweet&sour.
If I were a scent, I would be: lavender.
If I were a religion, I would be: christianity.
If I were a word, I would be: supercalifragilisticespialidocious!
If I were an object, I would be: hating myself. so nothing!
If I were a body part I would be: an eye. [poke!] the mouth. [yum!]
If I were a facial expression I would be: wierd.
If I were a subject in school I would be: lit&bio.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: carl.
If I were a shape I would be: constantly changing splotch made of a reddish alcoholic liquid.
If I were a number I would be: 11. or 13. or 23. or 27. i think 27. or not.