Blind dates (and why I suck at flirting)

Jan 24, 2007 21:17

So, my friend just invited me into a conversation on MSN with a friend of hers from work, who happens to be bi. After introducing us both (she's spoken to each of us about the other quite a bit, so we knew of each other before this), my friend decides to leave the two of us to our own devices ( Read more... )

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greenovalfruit January 24 2007, 12:33:30 UTC
Oh you do SO have a girlfriend... :P

Anyway, what's all this? Bugger MSN set ups! Just go out (*snort* Brisbane), get pissed, drag some girl home and fuck her senseless. The next morning you'll send her on her way and you'll feel so sick you won't want to do it again for another year. Or at least until June *grins*

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ex_chaosity January 24 2007, 12:49:16 UTC
*snort* I like the way your mind works.

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greenovalfruit January 25 2007, 07:41:59 UTC
Backwards and dirty. It's a great combination.

You girl, must be set up with the other girl. The Jail Bait of WA. Fuck, I've forgotten her username. She's very cute and little and is in love with Cameron.

tamianity!!! I knew she'd be on your f'list. I believe you should get with her. Maybe wait a couple of years for... legal reasons.

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ex_chaosity January 25 2007, 10:53:51 UTC
LOL. Oh, how you amuse me. Backwards and dirty is indeed the best combination. And yes, I'm friends with tamianity. Me being the Not So Jail Bait of WA and all.

And I don't need to wait a couple of years. I turned legal on the 14th. Yep.

Although I don't recall needing to be set up with someone...

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greenovalfruit January 25 2007, 11:10:01 UTC
Ah but she ain't legal! And even lezbeens gotta obey the law :P

Ah I just thought you'd suit her.

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ex_chaosity January 25 2007, 11:12:33 UTC
Dang. I must have missed that in the brochure.

Aw, I appreciate the thought. You are most kind :P

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psyche_cuore January 24 2007, 12:52:39 UTC
Of course, how could I forget about you, sweetness? :)

See, what you said sounds like a plan, but unfortunately the lesbian scene in Brisbane isn't all that great. There's a couple of lesbian clubs/cocktail bars, but unfortunately they are populated mainly by 50 yr old butch chicks into BDSM.

Looks like I'm saving myself for you. *snort*

Oh, by the way, I finally figured out what I'd write in your letter, so it will be in the post tomorrow.

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greenovalfruit January 25 2007, 07:36:37 UTC
I don't know how you could forget about me. You must be suffering from something. Not getting LAID, probably.

Ah see but you said MAINLY. Just go and hang out for a few nights until something appropriate walks in. Then jump her before anyone else can! :P

As much as I'd love you to save yourself for me, sex is very important. I least we don't have sperm getting absorbed back into our bodies. That is just... somehow wrong.

Gosh, putting a lot of thought into smut, aren't you?

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