Holyfuckingshit my hair is made of silk.

Nov 29, 2011 22:10

Over the years(since I was 15) I have dyed my hair every shade of red possible, bleached it until it turned into straw, then dyed it brown, red, orange, pink and blonde again.



Back in '07 I was a teeny little almost 19 year-old with faded red hair.


Holy Fuck are the only words I can think to describe this.


A couple moths later...






You get the idea...

Needless to say, My hair is frizzy, damaged and generally not soft(without a lot of product). So Today I tried something new and now my hair is crazy silky, so I thought I'd share what I did with you all:

1. Take a normal shower. With normal shampoo and normal conditioner and normal shower gel.
2. Wait a couple of hours until your hair's all dry and unassuming that you're going to do something else to it.
3. Just when your hair has dropped his/her guard, brew a strong pot of coffee and after its cool, put that shit all over your hair.(warning: you will get coffee all over you unless you have a shower cap, which i did not have)
4. wait 30 minutes.
5. Rinse it out.
6. Put Aloe vera lotion in your hair along with some sort of conditioner.
7. Dry your hair however you normally do.
8. Touch your hair. But not too much, people get freaked out when you run your fingers through your hair all day for some reason that I can't comprehend.

Congratulations you now have Victory Hair of Superior Softness!
Dance. Bake some brownies, Tell all of your garden gnomes!
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