Quotes
Just a reminder of the awesome things that are said on Psych.
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Shawn Spencer: The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!
Shawn Spencer: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Carlton Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn Spencer: I honestly have no response to that.
Shawn Spencer: [while making something in an Easy Bake Oven] That depends. Are you a fan of delicious flavor?
Shawn Spencer: Hang on Doogie. Where'd you get that juice box and does it come in grapalicious?
Shawn Spencer: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.
Shawn Spencer: The spirits tell me your little pants are on fire.
Carlton Lassiter: Hey, we found prints.
Shawn Spencer: Was he in a little red corvette?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Under the cherry moon?
Carlton Lassiter: FINGER prints!
Shawn Spencer: Wow... Dad. Tell me you're wearing that shirt because someone has to spot you from space.
Carlton Lassiter: I thought I told you no.
Shawn Spencer: But your eyes said yes.
Carlton Lassiter: I need to get something off my chest.
Shawn Spencer: Is it your shirt? Please say no.
Carlton Lassiter: I'm going to need some answers, and fast; otherwise you and I are gonna turn on the hot lights, do the Lindy Hop, and see who cracks first.
Emilina Saffron: Now you're trying to seduce me.
Carlton Lassiter: I'd never though I would make this sound in my lifetime, but eeew!
Stolen from imbd.com
Shawn Spencer: The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!
Shawn Spencer: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Carlton Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn Spencer: I honestly have no response to that.
Shawn Spencer: [while making something in an Easy Bake Oven] That depends. Are you a fan of delicious flavor?
Shawn Spencer: Hang on Doogie. Where'd you get that juice box and does it come in grapalicious?
Shawn Spencer: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.
Shawn Spencer: The spirits tell me your little pants are on fire.
Carlton Lassiter: Hey, we found prints.
Shawn Spencer: Was he in a little red corvette?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Under the cherry moon?
Carlton Lassiter: FINGER prints!
Shawn Spencer: Wow... Dad. Tell me you're wearing that shirt because someone has to spot you from space.
Carlton Lassiter: I thought I told you no.
Shawn Spencer: But your eyes said yes.
Carlton Lassiter: I need to get something off my chest.
Shawn Spencer: Is it your shirt? Please say no.
Carlton Lassiter: I'm going to need some answers, and fast; otherwise you and I are gonna turn on the hot lights, do the Lindy Hop, and see who cracks first.
Emilina Saffron: Now you're trying to seduce me.
Carlton Lassiter: I'd never though I would make this sound in my lifetime, but eeew!