Bought the cheap champagne, we're goin' down in flames. Oh, I'm ready for it, so kiss me goodbye.
Well. Life is interesting nowadays. I'm gonna get bruises from being slammed into walls so often.
*coughs*
The Satanic CD Player has struck again. I have the SoaP soundtrack now. Anyone interested? I can burn copies if the Satanic Dell PC in the office feels generous today. They may turn into equine porn though. You never know.
Maybe I should do something about all the possessed office equipment. I've lost, like, $100 worth of stuff already. *ponders*
Am shooting to get on the zoo case. Never been to a zoo. Gus, you wanna come along? They'll be animals and junk food and stuff. I think. Some uber-rare hummingbird's been snatched. Or it flew away. God forbid people consider that chance that maybe a bird used it's natural ability of flight and left.
Also, Gus, check you email. Have sent you a Snakes on a Plane carepackage to keep you occupied at work. Try not to be too obvious when rocking out to it.
Oooh, it's lunchtime and it's around the time the SBPD sends out for food. Maybe I'll wander over there and look pretty until someone feeds me. Julie might. She's a sucker for me fluttering my eyelashes.
*picks up a hazelnut three-cream-four-sugar coffee on the way, just in case*
*coughs*
The Satanic CD Player has struck again. I have the SoaP soundtrack now. Anyone interested? I can burn copies if the Satanic Dell PC in the office feels generous today. They may turn into equine porn though. You never know.
Maybe I should do something about all the possessed office equipment. I've lost, like, $100 worth of stuff already. *ponders*
Am shooting to get on the zoo case. Never been to a zoo. Gus, you wanna come along? They'll be animals and junk food and stuff. I think. Some uber-rare hummingbird's been snatched. Or it flew away. God forbid people consider that chance that maybe a bird used it's natural ability of flight and left.
Also, Gus, check you email. Have sent you a Snakes on a Plane carepackage to keep you occupied at work. Try not to be too obvious when rocking out to it.
Oooh, it's lunchtime and it's around the time the SBPD sends out for food. Maybe I'll wander over there and look pretty until someone feeds me. Julie might. She's a sucker for me fluttering my eyelashes.
*picks up a hazelnut three-cream-four-sugar coffee on the way, just in case*