4x15 The Head, The Tale, The Whole Damn Episode
Originally posted by the_moogie on February 27, 2011
Edited October 5, 2015
SHAWN
1989: Saw Jaws 4 and thought it terrifying
1989: Refuses to go into the water off the beach
Teases Gus about being squicked by dead bodies. Imitates him holding back vomit at the sight of a dead body.
Lassiter calls him and Gus “the Wonder Twins.”
He and Gus laugh at Lassiter’s press conference when he is taunted by reporters. Supports Lassiter’s theory about the man on the beach having been murdered. Uses hand signals to show his support for Lassiter’s crazy theory.
Claims to have registered Detective Dipstick and Gus confirms this, adding that he also registered Officer Whoopsie
Asks Lassiter to sign his copy of The Courier calling him “Detective Dipstick.”
Calls Lassiter his comrade.
Calls spitting out a crazy theory “a process.”
Shawn says he and Lassiter are Shassie now. Also, Sharlton and Spenciter. This alarms Lassiter.
Says he believes in Lassiter.
Says he likes Woody.
Says Lassiter should feel liberated because he’s following his gut.
Says Lassiter is always a step behind them because they follow their instincts. Says your first instinct is pure and you’ve got to grab it (implies by the balls).
Eats corndogs at the marina
Kept off the police boat
Hates the movie White Chicks.
Says he hasn’t seen Gus’s sample case in two years.
Hasn’t had a paying case in three weeks
Calls ichthyology “icky thumpology.”
Says he has a funny words list that includes mangrove, avuncular and (now) ichthyology.
He and Gus sigh with exasperation when Henry appears on television having killed a shark.
Spots the blood trail as Henry and Lassiter argue
He and Gus are put off by the dead shark odor but Henry and Lassiter (the fishermen) don’t mind it.
Objects to Henry hitting on a woman in the middle of a crime scene and Gus points out that Shawn did that three times last year.
Gus says Henry has every move in Shawn’s playbook, or has Shawn been using Henry’s playbook all along? Shawn says he doesn’t have a playbook. It’s a binder.
Says he would rather dip his jewels in honey and go on a bear watch than watch his dad flirt with the lady doctor.
Gus asks who brings a woman they just met to an autopsy and Shawn tells him to shut up, implying that Shawn has.
Films Lassiter’s press conference/town hall at the marina using his iPhone.
Wants Lassiter to sign a release for Funniest Home Videos
Makes the fingernails down the chalkboard sound with his mouth like Quint from Jaws.
Doesn’t remember the names of any of the people from his previous cases.
Describes twenty of his cases to the fishermen. Only one fisherman is left at the end of his story.
Is impressed by Gus’s self-control over the bucket of chum.
Calls a collection of seals a harem
Calls Henry from the boat so he can reach Kim.
Searches the cabin and finds a letter from the victim
Finds a knife that matches the murder weapon
Takes the small knife for defense
Cuts the line, releasing the shark
Almost touches Gus when he is about to puke.
Either thinks a loose end is always indicative of foul play, or he can’t tell the difference.
He and Gus ask Lassiter if he and Shawn are at least a buddies, (Gus offers homeboys), or “platonic soulmates.”
Apologizes for pretending to be psychic to Henry, explaining “it’s force of habit.”
Asks Gus is his theories sound as insane as Lassiter’s does. Gus responds, “Insaner.”
Is determined to prove Lassiter was right, even after Lassiter has given up on his theory.
Doesn’t know how to drive a boat.
Never locks the doors at psych.
Says he wouldn’t last five minutes in Lassiter’s head.
Says he’s getting a fair amount of pleasure from Lassiter’s beflusterment at the shark’s body being stolen.
Says he’s never been more in love with Lassiter than he is at this moment (when Lassiter sticks to the murder theory when confronted with a second victim.
Says Lassiter should probably colour his sideburns.
Tells O’Hara that her shark expert is his dad’s date.
Is in theCourier caption Psychic catches killer, solves shark mystery. Also: extreme weather plagues nation, economy showing slight recovery. State tries to disconnect auto-calls
Says Lassiter was right there on the precipice with them but he wouldn’t jump. And he should be right there with them on the front page. Right behind Gus. Because he’s a little bit taller and maybe slightly less important.
Surmised that a group of cats with laser beams knocked over a bank. They weren’t angry, they were just following orders.
He and Gus assure Lassiter that they did him justice in their interview article. Gus says it should effectively quash the Detective Dipstick talk.
Says he’s very happy to see that things are going well between Henry and Kim.
GUS
Claims to have been hardened because “I’ve seen it all.”
Wants Shawn to call him Guts, then Ironsides, but then settles for Old Iron Stomach.
Says he would have guessed the dead body was the result of an ape attack. Shawn points out that it’s never an ape attack and Gus responds, “Oh, it will be. Mark my words.”
Wants to gag at the sight of the shark-eaten body but holds back because Shawn is watching him and slapping his stomach. Later tries to pretend he’s not alarmed by the victim’s lack of hands.
Eats corndogs at the marina
Kept off the police boat
Thought White Chicks was hilarious.
Knows what ichthyology is.
Has to get his numbers up at his pharmaceutical job because they haven’t had a paying Psych client in three weeks.
Uses the super sniffer to lead them to the shark body while Shawn pretends to be leading them psychically.
Gets grossed out by the dismembered leg of the victim with its massive tissue loss.
Knows what a galeocerdo cuvier is. (Tiger shark)
Wants Lassiter to sign a release for Funniest Home Videos
Gets put on chum duty and nearly throws up
Has to explain Lassiter’s remarks about Shawn and Henry because Shawn can’t tell if he should be insulted.
Points out to Lassiter that equating loose ends with foul play is how Psych has stayed in business the past four years.
Throws chum at Shawn
Says having a gag reflex means he’s highly evolved. Says he did some research on it.
Is called a retching pantywaist by Tanner
Knocks Tanner out with a canister
Leaves the newspaper on Lassiter’s desk
LASSITER
Tells Juliet to be quiet and keep taking notes as he examines the body
Examines the body on the beach really closely because he knows that Shawn will “waltz in here, make some crazy proclamation about what happened, and in five days, he’s gonna be right.”
Aims to out-Spencer Spencer.
Tells Buzz to hold back Shawn and Gus, calling them “The Wonder Twins”
Believes he can solve the case in four minutes
Spots the knife wound on the body on the beach.
Thanks the sweet Lord he’s not Shawn
Tells Juliet to shut it when she warns him about speculating
Is made fun of by the reporters
The Santa Barbara Courier runs the headline “Detective Dipstick at it again?” Other stories include City Offers Clean Air Incentives for Fare Deals, and Tax Overhaul Proposed. Blames the negative article on Shawn for getting “all up in my head.”
Tries to backtrack on his knife wound theory. Says he doesn’t want to be Spencer not for one minute.
Threatens to commandeer people’s boats.
O’Hara claims he got his tie caught in his reel and fired his gun pointlessly into the water.
O’Hara claims he yelled freeze and held his badge up when he saw driftwood that looked like a shark.
Is upset because O’Hara’s attempt to placate him implied that he’s a bad fisherman. Says O’Hara has insulted the core of his being. Claims fishing is one of his top five skills. Right after profiling and skee-ball.
Apologizes to O’Hara for telling her to “shut it.” Blames his rudeness on his being dehydrated.
Figured it would be a Spencer that got to the shark first, but he didn’t think it would be Henry.
Is upset about getting dead shark all over his suit.
Hurries to the marina with Juliet
Gives up on his shark attack was murder theory.
Says he’d rather French kiss a hobo than ever read anything in the Courier again.
Declares the Courier is not allowed in the station
Hates reporter Chad Gorsuch and hopes he dies an untimely self-inflicted and painful later to be referred to as “gorsuching yourself,” or is on a respirator and dying slowly. Says imagining this makes him feel better and that he finds it very therapeutic.
Gus says Lassiter is virtually insane.
To get Henry to let him see the shark he appeals to Henry as a policeman and a father.
Asks the “overzealous middle-school dropouts” to exercise restraint in their shark hunt.
Blames their inability to catch the shark on inadequate gear.
Calls the fishermen “backwards hill people,” and “sea trash.”
Describes detailed police work as “life-sucking soul-eating.”
Doesn’t know the difference between libel and slander.
Is convinced by Shawn’s idea to solve the murder and show up the reporters.
Gets a call that says a leg has watched up on Dodd beach
Raises his hand when asking questions in Dr. Kimberley Phoenix’s lab.
Says he can do anything he wants.
Says he is “the worst detective ever” when he gets discouraged.
Says he wants nothing to do with Spencer. He says they are not compadres or partners.
Says running red lights is the God-given right of every police officer.
Says that one loose end doesn’t make it foul play.
Studied the shark they were looking for.
Says that at the end of the day he does good police work and people respect him for it. Puts the courier with Shawn’s success headline into the garbage. Gus leaves him a second copy, which he reads as soon as they leave.
JULIET
Tries to assure Lassiter as kindly as possible that he mustn’t try to do what Shawn does.
Steps away from Lassiter as he declares the victim was murdered
When Lassiter blames her for not preventing him from giving his murder theory to the press she reminds him that he told her to “shut it,” but still tries to cheer him up about the bad press.
Comforts Lassiter about the article by saying it’s not a real paper and nobody reads it anyway
Says they have to concentrate on identifying the body
Threatens to shoot Lassiter if he tells her to shut it again.
Secured a police boat for them to hunt the shark
Lassiter claims she knows nothing about fishing. She says she once spent three weeks with her dad on a charter off Islamorada. They fed tarpon by hand
Called Dr. Kimberly Phoenix to help with the shark investigation.
Hurries to the marina with Lassiter
Later thinks they may have jumped off the murder theory too soon.
Doesn’t believe Lassiter’s murder theory once they find a second set of DNA on the first victim that they deduce came from the shark’s teeth.
Lassiter called her “little miss I have daddy issues.”
HENRY
1989: Found it difficult to be sympathetic to Shawn’s fear of sharks when Jaws 4 was such a terrible sequel.
Claims that he and his friends are going Marlin hunting, not shark hunting
Doubts that Lassiter’s shark case really is a murder investigation.
Makes the TV for catching the shark
Is impressed by the $50,000 reward. Says the shark was going to pay for his new roof.
Says he tried not to call Lassiter “detective Dipstick” but it he can’t help it, “it just rolls off the tongue.”
Takes Shawn, Gus and Lassiter to the shark
Claims he dropped his cellphone in the water and couldn’t call Lassiter
Defends the size of the shark (That is not a little guy) and Dr. Phoenix makes it into a sexual innuendo.
Flirts with Kim
Gets coffee with Kim and just Kim
Has Kim over for wine
Doesn’t have a key to the Psych office.
Comes to Psych with Kim for sunscreen
Is offended when Shawn pretends to be a psychic to him.
Lassiter calls Henry self-righteous.
Says he’s a fisherman at heart, there’s a lot of Marlin out there, and Dr. Phoenix could lead him to them.
WOODY
Waits for O’Hara and Shawn and Gus to arrive.
Gives Gus advice to keep him from getting queasy.
Agrees that the knife wound is different from the others. Doesn’t exclude the possibility of a knife.
Calls Lassiter “Lassie”
Says he took an oath, but doesn’t specify what it included.
Writes on the body with a marker to demonstrate the knife shape and is then appalled by what he’s done. Tries to wipe off the marker with spit, toughing his tongue with the gloves he’s been using to touch the dead body.
BUZZ
Had a Baha Men tattoo that was removed by a guy Shawn found.
OTHER CHARACTERS
Dante Pavan
An oceanography activist and leader of Oceans First.
Is a web millionaire from Seattle who came to Santa Barbara a few days ago
Sent a letter to Tanner threatening to shut him down and get his license pulled.
Sent an open letter to the criminal fishing industry of Santa Barbara telling them to stop their illegal fishing practices or he would.
His car was abandoned in the parking lot of the marina three days ago.
Once threw himself into a fishing net while it was being pulled in. Also chained himself to a buoy to protest whaling and made the news. Did the same thing with an oil tank anchor.
Dr. Kimberley Phoenix
Runs the ocean studies department at the university. Shark expert.
Was impressed by Henry’s television appearance. Says she was glad to see that it was a former cop who caught the shark and not a shark hunter.
Slips that she’s single into her conversation with Henry.
Tells Henry to call her Doctor, or Kim, but not Miss.
Finds Henry attractive.
Sympathizes with Lassiter. Says she’s had some bad press.
Tanner
Has a stock of violations as deep as the ocean floor.
PINEAPPLE SIGHTING
The pineapple was hidden on the bottle of suntan lotion!
GUS’ NICKNAMES
“Guts”
Old Ironside
Old Iron Stomach
CATCHPHRASES
“I’ve seen/heard it both ways” (episode: 1 series: 11)
“You know that’s right.” (episode: 1 series: 10)
GUS, DON'T BE...
Gus, don't be Leon from the Like a Prayer video
SHAWN & GUS FISTBUMP
Episode: 1
Series: 36
SHAWN’S ACCENT WATCH LISTEN
Speaks like a gruff sea captain
ALLUSIONS
“It's very difficult to comfort you over what is the worst sequel ever made.” - Jaws: The Revenge (also known as Jaws 4: The Revenge or simply Jaws 4) is a 1987 American horror-thriller film directed by Joseph Sargent. It is the third sequel to Steven Spielberg's Jaws and the fourth and final installment in the Jaws franchise. The film focuses on Ellen Brody (Lorraine Gary) and her convictions that a shark is preying on her family, particularly when a great white follows her to the Bahamas. Jaws: The Revenge earned the least amount of money in the series and was panned by critics, with a 0% rating on the review aggregate website Rotten Tomatoes. Panned on release, the film was nominated for seven Golden Raspberry Awards. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf2K_645qtw
“Hold back the Wonder Twins.” - The Wonder Twins, Zan and Jayna, are a fictional extraterrestrial twin brother and sister superhero duo who first appeared in Hanna-Barbera's American animated television series Super Friends. They subsequently appeared in comics based on the animated series, and were later introduced into the main DC Comics Universe. They have since appeared in other media, including animated series such as Justice League Unlimited and Teen Titans Go, and the live-action TV series Smallville. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmIhvRxsFmM
“This is the thanks I get for giving you a cat and finding a guy to remove your Baha Men tattoo?” - The Baha Men are a Bahamian world music band playing a modernized style of Bahamian music called junkanoo. In the 1990s, they began aiming their music at a more mainstream audience, and achieved great, but short-lived, popularity with 2000's remake of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" (originally composed by Anslem Douglas), produced by Steve Greenberg and Michael Mangini. The song was a chart success in many countries, and also became a popular song at US sporting events. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
“Call me ‘Old Ironside’. " - USS Constitution is a wooden-hulled, three-masted heavy frigate of the United States Navy, named by President George Washington after the Constitution of the United States of America. Launched in 1797, Constitution was one of six original frigates authorized for construction by the Naval Act of 1794 and the third constructed. Constitution is most famous for her actions during the War of 1812 against the United Kingdom, when she captured numerous merchant ships and defeated five British warships: HMS Guerriere, Java, Pictou, Cyane, and Levant. The battle with Guerriere earned her the nickname of "Old Ironsides" and public adoration that has repeatedly saved her from scrapping.
“Michael Ironside?” - Michael Ironside (born Frederick Reginald Ironside; February 12, 1950) is a Canadian actor. He has also worked as a voice actor, producer, film director, and screenwriter in movie and television series in various Canadian and American productions. He is best known for playing villains and "tough guy" heroes, though he has also portrayed sympathetic characters. Ironside is a method actor, who stays in character between filming scenes.
“Don't worry, you get 5% of any action-figure money when Hasbro comes on board.” - Hasbro, Inc. /ˈhæzbroʊ/ (formerly Hassenfeld Brothers) is an American multinational toy and board game company. It is one of the largest toy makers in the world. The corporate headquarters is located in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. The majority of its products are manufactured in East Asia.
“We're gonna go out, and we're gonna hunt some marlin.” “Wayans?” - Marlon Lamont Wayans (born July 23, 1972) is an American actor, model, producer, comedian, writer, and director of movies, beginning with his role as a pedestrian in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka in 1988. He frequently collaborates with his brother Shawn Wayans, as he was on The WB sitcom The Wayans Bros. and in the comedic films Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, White Chicks, Little Man, and Dance Flick. However, Wayans had a dramatic role in Darren Aronofsky's critically acclaimed Requiem for a Dream, which saw his departure from the usual comedies.
“Get out there, quick, before they make another White Chicks.” - White Chicks is a 2004 American buddy cop comedy film written, produced and directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans, and also written and produced by Wayans brothers Shawn and Marlon Wayans, who also both starred in the lead roles. The film was released in the United States on June 23, 2004. The film was produced by Revolution Studios and distributed by Columbia Pictures. The plot revolves around whiteface drag, as two African American FBI agents disguise themselves as two white women. Despite negative critical reviews, the film was a financial success, earning $113.1 million worldwide against a budget of $37 million. The film has since gone on to develop a cult following. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2rSYjpFS4
“Actually, I once spent three weeks with my dad on a charter off Islamorada.” - Islamorada, a "Village of Islands," is an incorporated village in Monroe County, Florida, United States. It is located on the islands of Tea Table Key, Lower Matecumbe Key, Upper Matecumbe Key, Windley Key and Plantation Key in the Florida Keys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3EnsgsTxB0
“Fishing is one of my top-five skills, right behind profiling and skee-ball.” - Skee ball (also spelled skeeball or skee-ball; sometimes called skee roll) is a common arcade game and one of the first redemption games. It is similar to bowling except it is played on an inclined lane with fist-sized balls and the player aims to get the ball to fall into a hole rather than knock down pins. The object of the game is to collect as many points as possible by rolling balls up an incline and into the designated point value holes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXnWkN3KrOY
“Michelle Pfeiffer dated Fisher Stevens.” - Michelle Marie Pfeiffer (/ˈfaɪfər/; born April 29, 1958) is an American actress and singer. She made her film debut in 1980 in The Hollywood Knights, but first garnered mainstream attention with her breakout performance in Scarface (1983). Pfeiffer's greatest commercial successes are Batman Returns (1992), What Lies Beneath (2000) and Hairspray (2007). She has been nominated three times for an Academy Award for her performances in Dangerous Liaisons (1988), The Fabulous Baker Boys (1989), and Love Field (1992). After her marriage to Horton, Pfeiffer had a three-year relationship with actor/producer Fisher Stevens. They met when Pfeiffer was starring in the New York Shakespeare Festival production of Twelfth Night, in which Stevens played the role of Sir Andrew Aguecheek. Fisher Stevens (born Steve Fisher; November 27, 1963) is an American actor, director, producer and writer. His most recent successes include the 2010 Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature for his film The Cove and the 2008 Independent Spirit Award for Best Documentary Feature for his film Crazy Love.
“What, for your Facebook page?” - Facebook is an online social networking service headquartered in Menlo Park, California. Its website was launched on February 4, 2004, by Mark Zuckerberg with his Harvard College roommates and fellow students Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. The founders had initially limited the website's membership to Harvard students, but later expanded it to colleges in the Boston area, the Ivy League, and Stanford University. It gradually added support for students at various other universities and later to high-school students. Since 2006, anyone who is at least 13 years old was allowed to become a registered user of the website, though the age requirement may be higher depending on applicable local laws. Its name comes from a colloquialism for the directory given to it by American universities' students.
Jeri Ryan (Dr. Kimberly Phoenix) - Jeri Lynn Ryan (born Jeri Lynn Zimmermann; February 22, 1968) is an American actress best known for her role as the liberated Borg, Seven of Nine, on Star Trek: Voyager, for which she won two Saturn Awards. She is also known for her role as Veronica "Ronnie" Cooke on Boston Public (2001-04). She was a regular on the science fiction series Dark Skies (1997) and the legal drama series Shark (2006-08). From 2011 to 2013, she starred as Dr. Kate Murphy in the ABC drama series Body of Proof and in 2009 she guest starred as Tara Cole on Leverage.
“So put McNab on it and get yourself some Dramamine, because we are gonna stay on that police boat till we find the shark!” - Dimenhydrinate (marketed as Dramamine, Gravol and many other brand names) is an over-the-counter antiemetic used for the treatment of the symptoms of motion sickness. It is most commonly prepared as tablets, although it is also available in liquid form and in suppositories. Dimenhydrinate is a combination of two drugs: diphenhydramine and 8-chlorotheophylline.
“And we need you to sign a release for America's Funniest Home Videos.” - America's Funniest Home Videos (often simply abbreviated to AFHV or its on-air abbreviation AFV) is an American reality television program on the American Broadcasting Company (ABC), which features humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy (arising from incidents, accidents, and mishaps), pets or children, and some staged practical jokes.
“Oh, Gus wants to know if you have cable on your boat, because it's the season finale of Leverage, and his TiVo's on the fritz.” - Leverage is an American television drama series, which aired on TNT from December 7, 2008, to December 25, 2012. The series was produced by Electric Entertainment, a production company of executive producer and director Dean Devlin. Leverage follows a five-person team: a thief, a grifter, a hacker, and a retrieval specialist, led by former insurance investigator Nathan Ford, who use their skills to fight corporate and governmental injustices inflicted on ordinary citizens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5e5TiyDu08 TiVo (/ˈtiːvoʊ/ tee-voh) is a digital video recorder (DVR) developed and marketed by TiVo Inc. and introduced in 1999. TiVo provides an on-screen guide of scheduled broadcast programming television programs, whose features include "Season Pass" schedules which record every new episode of a series, and "WishList" searches which allow the user to find and record shows that match their interests by title, actor, director, category, or keyword. TiVo also provides a range of features when the TiVo DVR is connected to a home network, including film and television show downloads, advanced search, personal photo viewing, music offerings, and online scheduling.
“We dressed up like Civil War people, and Gus looked like Denzel Washington in Glory.” - Glory is a 1989 American drama war film directed by Edward Zwick and starring Matthew Broderick, Denzel Washington, Cary Elwes and Morgan Freeman. The screenplay was written by Kevin Jarre, based on the personal letters of Colonel Robert Gould Shaw, the novel One Gallant Rush by Peter Burchard (reissued in 1990 after the movie), and Lay This Laurel (1973), Lincoln Kirstein's compilation of photos of the monument to the 54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry on Boston Common. The film is about the first formal unit of the Union Army during the American Civil War to be made up entirely of African-American men, as told from the point of view of Colonel Shaw, its white commanding officer. They were the first unit of what became known as the United States Colored Troops and known for their heroic actions at Fort Wagner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wISGR_wDAoU
“Gus, don't be Leon from the Like a Prayer video” - "Like a Prayer" is a song recorded by American singer Madonna taken from her fourth studio album of the same name. It was released by Sire Records as the lead single from the album on March 3, 1989. Written and produced by Madonna and Patrick Leonard, "Like a Prayer" denoted a more artistic and personal approach to songwriting for Madonna, who felt she needed to cater more to her adult audience. The music video, directed by Mary Lambert, portrays Madonna as a witness to a murder of a white girl by white supremacists. While a black man is arrested for the murder, Madonna hides in a church for safety seeking strength to go forth as a witness. The clip depicts Catholic symbols such as stigmata, Ku Klux Klan-style cross burning, and a dream about kissing a black saint. After its release, the Vatican condemned the video, while family and religious groups protested its broadcast. They boycotted products by soft drink manufacturer Pepsi, which used the song for a commercial. Madonna's contract with Pepsi was then canceled, although she was allowed to retain her initial fee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ
CONTINUITY
“This is the thanks I get for giving you a cat and finding a guy to remove your Baja Men tattoo? (1x05 “9 Lives”)
“We're ‘Shassie’ now.” - Shassie is the fan name for the pairing of Shawn/Lassiter
“I will track this thing just like I tracked that sea lion” - (3x10 “Six Feet Under the Sea”)
“Warm up your super-sniffer.” -
“We remember Shabby, don't we?” - (3x10 “Six Feet Under the Sea”)
“I found an abandoned boat...” - (2x09 “Bounty Hunters!”)
“Four months ago, guy walks into our office, says, ‘Help me. I'm a lycan’." - (4x08 “Let’s Get Hairy”)
“We dressed up like Civil War people, and Gus looked like Denzel Washington in Glory.” - (1x06 “Weekend Warriors”)
“About two years ago, some chick got hit in the head with a tennis-” - (1x13 "Game, Set... Muuurder?")
“The football players were protecting their bonuses, and that is why they left the disembodied foot on the path in the forest.” - (3x13 "Any Given Friday Night at 10pm, 9pm Central")
Shawn doesn’t lock the doors to Psych -
Edited October 5, 2015
SHAWN
1989: Saw Jaws 4 and thought it terrifying
1989: Refuses to go into the water off the beach
Teases Gus about being squicked by dead bodies. Imitates him holding back vomit at the sight of a dead body.
Lassiter calls him and Gus “the Wonder Twins.”
He and Gus laugh at Lassiter’s press conference when he is taunted by reporters. Supports Lassiter’s theory about the man on the beach having been murdered. Uses hand signals to show his support for Lassiter’s crazy theory.
Claims to have registered Detective Dipstick and Gus confirms this, adding that he also registered Officer Whoopsie
Asks Lassiter to sign his copy of The Courier calling him “Detective Dipstick.”
Calls Lassiter his comrade.
Calls spitting out a crazy theory “a process.”
Shawn says he and Lassiter are Shassie now. Also, Sharlton and Spenciter. This alarms Lassiter.
Says he believes in Lassiter.
Says he likes Woody.
Says Lassiter should feel liberated because he’s following his gut.
Says Lassiter is always a step behind them because they follow their instincts. Says your first instinct is pure and you’ve got to grab it (implies by the balls).
Eats corndogs at the marina
Kept off the police boat
Hates the movie White Chicks.
Says he hasn’t seen Gus’s sample case in two years.
Hasn’t had a paying case in three weeks
Calls ichthyology “icky thumpology.”
Says he has a funny words list that includes mangrove, avuncular and (now) ichthyology.
He and Gus sigh with exasperation when Henry appears on television having killed a shark.
Spots the blood trail as Henry and Lassiter argue
He and Gus are put off by the dead shark odor but Henry and Lassiter (the fishermen) don’t mind it.
Objects to Henry hitting on a woman in the middle of a crime scene and Gus points out that Shawn did that three times last year.
Gus says Henry has every move in Shawn’s playbook, or has Shawn been using Henry’s playbook all along? Shawn says he doesn’t have a playbook. It’s a binder.
Says he would rather dip his jewels in honey and go on a bear watch than watch his dad flirt with the lady doctor.
Gus asks who brings a woman they just met to an autopsy and Shawn tells him to shut up, implying that Shawn has.
Films Lassiter’s press conference/town hall at the marina using his iPhone.
Wants Lassiter to sign a release for Funniest Home Videos
Makes the fingernails down the chalkboard sound with his mouth like Quint from Jaws.
Doesn’t remember the names of any of the people from his previous cases.
Describes twenty of his cases to the fishermen. Only one fisherman is left at the end of his story.
Is impressed by Gus’s self-control over the bucket of chum.
Calls a collection of seals a harem
Calls Henry from the boat so he can reach Kim.
Searches the cabin and finds a letter from the victim
Finds a knife that matches the murder weapon
Takes the small knife for defense
Cuts the line, releasing the shark
Almost touches Gus when he is about to puke.
Either thinks a loose end is always indicative of foul play, or he can’t tell the difference.
He and Gus ask Lassiter if he and Shawn are at least a buddies, (Gus offers homeboys), or “platonic soulmates.”
Apologizes for pretending to be psychic to Henry, explaining “it’s force of habit.”
Asks Gus is his theories sound as insane as Lassiter’s does. Gus responds, “Insaner.”
Is determined to prove Lassiter was right, even after Lassiter has given up on his theory.
Doesn’t know how to drive a boat.
Never locks the doors at psych.
Says he wouldn’t last five minutes in Lassiter’s head.
Says he’s getting a fair amount of pleasure from Lassiter’s beflusterment at the shark’s body being stolen.
Says he’s never been more in love with Lassiter than he is at this moment (when Lassiter sticks to the murder theory when confronted with a second victim.
Says Lassiter should probably colour his sideburns.
Tells O’Hara that her shark expert is his dad’s date.
Is in theCourier caption Psychic catches killer, solves shark mystery. Also: extreme weather plagues nation, economy showing slight recovery. State tries to disconnect auto-calls
Says Lassiter was right there on the precipice with them but he wouldn’t jump. And he should be right there with them on the front page. Right behind Gus. Because he’s a little bit taller and maybe slightly less important.
Surmised that a group of cats with laser beams knocked over a bank. They weren’t angry, they were just following orders.
He and Gus assure Lassiter that they did him justice in their interview article. Gus says it should effectively quash the Detective Dipstick talk.
Says he’s very happy to see that things are going well between Henry and Kim.
GUS
Claims to have been hardened because “I’ve seen it all.”
Wants Shawn to call him Guts, then Ironsides, but then settles for Old Iron Stomach.
Says he would have guessed the dead body was the result of an ape attack. Shawn points out that it’s never an ape attack and Gus responds, “Oh, it will be. Mark my words.”
Wants to gag at the sight of the shark-eaten body but holds back because Shawn is watching him and slapping his stomach. Later tries to pretend he’s not alarmed by the victim’s lack of hands.
Eats corndogs at the marina
Kept off the police boat
Thought White Chicks was hilarious.
Knows what ichthyology is.
Has to get his numbers up at his pharmaceutical job because they haven’t had a paying Psych client in three weeks.
Uses the super sniffer to lead them to the shark body while Shawn pretends to be leading them psychically.
Gets grossed out by the dismembered leg of the victim with its massive tissue loss.
Knows what a galeocerdo cuvier is. (Tiger shark)
Wants Lassiter to sign a release for Funniest Home Videos
Gets put on chum duty and nearly throws up
Has to explain Lassiter’s remarks about Shawn and Henry because Shawn can’t tell if he should be insulted.
Points out to Lassiter that equating loose ends with foul play is how Psych has stayed in business the past four years.
Throws chum at Shawn
Says having a gag reflex means he’s highly evolved. Says he did some research on it.
Is called a retching pantywaist by Tanner
Knocks Tanner out with a canister
Leaves the newspaper on Lassiter’s desk
LASSITER
Tells Juliet to be quiet and keep taking notes as he examines the body
Examines the body on the beach really closely because he knows that Shawn will “waltz in here, make some crazy proclamation about what happened, and in five days, he’s gonna be right.”
Aims to out-Spencer Spencer.
Tells Buzz to hold back Shawn and Gus, calling them “The Wonder Twins”
Believes he can solve the case in four minutes
Spots the knife wound on the body on the beach.
Thanks the sweet Lord he’s not Shawn
Tells Juliet to shut it when she warns him about speculating
Is made fun of by the reporters
The Santa Barbara Courier runs the headline “Detective Dipstick at it again?” Other stories include City Offers Clean Air Incentives for Fare Deals, and Tax Overhaul Proposed. Blames the negative article on Shawn for getting “all up in my head.”
Tries to backtrack on his knife wound theory. Says he doesn’t want to be Spencer not for one minute.
Threatens to commandeer people’s boats.
O’Hara claims he got his tie caught in his reel and fired his gun pointlessly into the water.
O’Hara claims he yelled freeze and held his badge up when he saw driftwood that looked like a shark.
Is upset because O’Hara’s attempt to placate him implied that he’s a bad fisherman. Says O’Hara has insulted the core of his being. Claims fishing is one of his top five skills. Right after profiling and skee-ball.
Apologizes to O’Hara for telling her to “shut it.” Blames his rudeness on his being dehydrated.
Figured it would be a Spencer that got to the shark first, but he didn’t think it would be Henry.
Is upset about getting dead shark all over his suit.
Hurries to the marina with Juliet
Gives up on his shark attack was murder theory.
Says he’d rather French kiss a hobo than ever read anything in the Courier again.
Declares the Courier is not allowed in the station
Hates reporter Chad Gorsuch and hopes he dies an untimely self-inflicted and painful later to be referred to as “gorsuching yourself,” or is on a respirator and dying slowly. Says imagining this makes him feel better and that he finds it very therapeutic.
Gus says Lassiter is virtually insane.
To get Henry to let him see the shark he appeals to Henry as a policeman and a father.
Asks the “overzealous middle-school dropouts” to exercise restraint in their shark hunt.
Blames their inability to catch the shark on inadequate gear.
Calls the fishermen “backwards hill people,” and “sea trash.”
Describes detailed police work as “life-sucking soul-eating.”
Doesn’t know the difference between libel and slander.
Is convinced by Shawn’s idea to solve the murder and show up the reporters.
Gets a call that says a leg has watched up on Dodd beach
Raises his hand when asking questions in Dr. Kimberley Phoenix’s lab.
Says he can do anything he wants.
Says he is “the worst detective ever” when he gets discouraged.
Says he wants nothing to do with Spencer. He says they are not compadres or partners.
Says running red lights is the God-given right of every police officer.
Says that one loose end doesn’t make it foul play.
Studied the shark they were looking for.
Says that at the end of the day he does good police work and people respect him for it. Puts the courier with Shawn’s success headline into the garbage. Gus leaves him a second copy, which he reads as soon as they leave.
JULIET
Tries to assure Lassiter as kindly as possible that he mustn’t try to do what Shawn does.
Steps away from Lassiter as he declares the victim was murdered
When Lassiter blames her for not preventing him from giving his murder theory to the press she reminds him that he told her to “shut it,” but still tries to cheer him up about the bad press.
Comforts Lassiter about the article by saying it’s not a real paper and nobody reads it anyway
Says they have to concentrate on identifying the body
Threatens to shoot Lassiter if he tells her to shut it again.
Secured a police boat for them to hunt the shark
Lassiter claims she knows nothing about fishing. She says she once spent three weeks with her dad on a charter off Islamorada. They fed tarpon by hand
Called Dr. Kimberly Phoenix to help with the shark investigation.
Hurries to the marina with Lassiter
Later thinks they may have jumped off the murder theory too soon.
Doesn’t believe Lassiter’s murder theory once they find a second set of DNA on the first victim that they deduce came from the shark’s teeth.
Lassiter called her “little miss I have daddy issues.”
HENRY
1989: Found it difficult to be sympathetic to Shawn’s fear of sharks when Jaws 4 was such a terrible sequel.
Claims that he and his friends are going Marlin hunting, not shark hunting
Doubts that Lassiter’s shark case really is a murder investigation.
Makes the TV for catching the shark
Is impressed by the $50,000 reward. Says the shark was going to pay for his new roof.
Says he tried not to call Lassiter “detective Dipstick” but it he can’t help it, “it just rolls off the tongue.”
Takes Shawn, Gus and Lassiter to the shark
Claims he dropped his cellphone in the water and couldn’t call Lassiter
Defends the size of the shark (That is not a little guy) and Dr. Phoenix makes it into a sexual innuendo.
Flirts with Kim
Gets coffee with Kim and just Kim
Has Kim over for wine
Doesn’t have a key to the Psych office.
Comes to Psych with Kim for sunscreen
Is offended when Shawn pretends to be a psychic to him.
Lassiter calls Henry self-righteous.
Says he’s a fisherman at heart, there’s a lot of Marlin out there, and Dr. Phoenix could lead him to them.
WOODY
Waits for O’Hara and Shawn and Gus to arrive.
Gives Gus advice to keep him from getting queasy.
Agrees that the knife wound is different from the others. Doesn’t exclude the possibility of a knife.
Calls Lassiter “Lassie”
Says he took an oath, but doesn’t specify what it included.
Writes on the body with a marker to demonstrate the knife shape and is then appalled by what he’s done. Tries to wipe off the marker with spit, toughing his tongue with the gloves he’s been using to touch the dead body.
BUZZ
Had a Baha Men tattoo that was removed by a guy Shawn found.
OTHER CHARACTERS
Dante Pavan
An oceanography activist and leader of Oceans First.
Is a web millionaire from Seattle who came to Santa Barbara a few days ago
Sent a letter to Tanner threatening to shut him down and get his license pulled.
Sent an open letter to the criminal fishing industry of Santa Barbara telling them to stop their illegal fishing practices or he would.
His car was abandoned in the parking lot of the marina three days ago.
Once threw himself into a fishing net while it was being pulled in. Also chained himself to a buoy to protest whaling and made the news. Did the same thing with an oil tank anchor.
Dr. Kimberley Phoenix
Runs the ocean studies department at the university. Shark expert.
Was impressed by Henry’s television appearance. Says she was glad to see that it was a former cop who caught the shark and not a shark hunter.
Slips that she’s single into her conversation with Henry.
Tells Henry to call her Doctor, or Kim, but not Miss.
Finds Henry attractive.
Sympathizes with Lassiter. Says she’s had some bad press.
Tanner
Has a stock of violations as deep as the ocean floor.
PINEAPPLE SIGHTING
The pineapple was hidden on the bottle of suntan lotion!
GUS’ NICKNAMES
“Guts”
Old Ironside
Old Iron Stomach
CATCHPHRASES
“I’ve seen/heard it both ways” (episode: 1 series: 11)
“You know that’s right.” (episode: 1 series: 10)
GUS, DON'T BE...
Gus, don't be Leon from the Like a Prayer video
SHAWN & GUS FISTBUMP
Episode: 1
Series: 36
SHAWN’S ACCENT WATCH LISTEN
Speaks like a gruff sea captain
ALLUSIONS
“It's very difficult to comfort you over what is the worst sequel ever made.” - Jaws: The Revenge (also known as Jaws 4: The Revenge or simply Jaws 4) is a 1987 American horror-thriller film directed by Joseph Sargent. It is the third sequel to Steven Spielberg's Jaws and the fourth and final installment in the Jaws franchise. The film focuses on Ellen Brody (Lorraine Gary) and her convictions that a shark is preying on her family, particularly when a great white follows her to the Bahamas. Jaws: The Revenge earned the least amount of money in the series and was panned by critics, with a 0% rating on the review aggregate website Rotten Tomatoes. Panned on release, the film was nominated for seven Golden Raspberry Awards. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf2K_645qtw
“Hold back the Wonder Twins.” - The Wonder Twins, Zan and Jayna, are a fictional extraterrestrial twin brother and sister superhero duo who first appeared in Hanna-Barbera's American animated television series Super Friends. They subsequently appeared in comics based on the animated series, and were later introduced into the main DC Comics Universe. They have since appeared in other media, including animated series such as Justice League Unlimited and Teen Titans Go, and the live-action TV series Smallville. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmIhvRxsFmM
“This is the thanks I get for giving you a cat and finding a guy to remove your Baha Men tattoo?” - The Baha Men are a Bahamian world music band playing a modernized style of Bahamian music called junkanoo. In the 1990s, they began aiming their music at a more mainstream audience, and achieved great, but short-lived, popularity with 2000's remake of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" (originally composed by Anslem Douglas), produced by Steve Greenberg and Michael Mangini. The song was a chart success in many countries, and also became a popular song at US sporting events. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
“Call me ‘Old Ironside’. " - USS Constitution is a wooden-hulled, three-masted heavy frigate of the United States Navy, named by President George Washington after the Constitution of the United States of America. Launched in 1797, Constitution was one of six original frigates authorized for construction by the Naval Act of 1794 and the third constructed. Constitution is most famous for her actions during the War of 1812 against the United Kingdom, when she captured numerous merchant ships and defeated five British warships: HMS Guerriere, Java, Pictou, Cyane, and Levant. The battle with Guerriere earned her the nickname of "Old Ironsides" and public adoration that has repeatedly saved her from scrapping.
“Michael Ironside?” - Michael Ironside (born Frederick Reginald Ironside; February 12, 1950) is a Canadian actor. He has also worked as a voice actor, producer, film director, and screenwriter in movie and television series in various Canadian and American productions. He is best known for playing villains and "tough guy" heroes, though he has also portrayed sympathetic characters. Ironside is a method actor, who stays in character between filming scenes.
“Don't worry, you get 5% of any action-figure money when Hasbro comes on board.” - Hasbro, Inc. /ˈhæzbroʊ/ (formerly Hassenfeld Brothers) is an American multinational toy and board game company. It is one of the largest toy makers in the world. The corporate headquarters is located in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. The majority of its products are manufactured in East Asia.
“We're gonna go out, and we're gonna hunt some marlin.” “Wayans?” - Marlon Lamont Wayans (born July 23, 1972) is an American actor, model, producer, comedian, writer, and director of movies, beginning with his role as a pedestrian in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka in 1988. He frequently collaborates with his brother Shawn Wayans, as he was on The WB sitcom The Wayans Bros. and in the comedic films Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, White Chicks, Little Man, and Dance Flick. However, Wayans had a dramatic role in Darren Aronofsky's critically acclaimed Requiem for a Dream, which saw his departure from the usual comedies.
“Get out there, quick, before they make another White Chicks.” - White Chicks is a 2004 American buddy cop comedy film written, produced and directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans, and also written and produced by Wayans brothers Shawn and Marlon Wayans, who also both starred in the lead roles. The film was released in the United States on June 23, 2004. The film was produced by Revolution Studios and distributed by Columbia Pictures. The plot revolves around whiteface drag, as two African American FBI agents disguise themselves as two white women. Despite negative critical reviews, the film was a financial success, earning $113.1 million worldwide against a budget of $37 million. The film has since gone on to develop a cult following. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2rSYjpFS4
“Actually, I once spent three weeks with my dad on a charter off Islamorada.” - Islamorada, a "Village of Islands," is an incorporated village in Monroe County, Florida, United States. It is located on the islands of Tea Table Key, Lower Matecumbe Key, Upper Matecumbe Key, Windley Key and Plantation Key in the Florida Keys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3EnsgsTxB0
“Fishing is one of my top-five skills, right behind profiling and skee-ball.” - Skee ball (also spelled skeeball or skee-ball; sometimes called skee roll) is a common arcade game and one of the first redemption games. It is similar to bowling except it is played on an inclined lane with fist-sized balls and the player aims to get the ball to fall into a hole rather than knock down pins. The object of the game is to collect as many points as possible by rolling balls up an incline and into the designated point value holes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXnWkN3KrOY
“Michelle Pfeiffer dated Fisher Stevens.” - Michelle Marie Pfeiffer (/ˈfaɪfər/; born April 29, 1958) is an American actress and singer. She made her film debut in 1980 in The Hollywood Knights, but first garnered mainstream attention with her breakout performance in Scarface (1983). Pfeiffer's greatest commercial successes are Batman Returns (1992), What Lies Beneath (2000) and Hairspray (2007). She has been nominated three times for an Academy Award for her performances in Dangerous Liaisons (1988), The Fabulous Baker Boys (1989), and Love Field (1992). After her marriage to Horton, Pfeiffer had a three-year relationship with actor/producer Fisher Stevens. They met when Pfeiffer was starring in the New York Shakespeare Festival production of Twelfth Night, in which Stevens played the role of Sir Andrew Aguecheek. Fisher Stevens (born Steve Fisher; November 27, 1963) is an American actor, director, producer and writer. His most recent successes include the 2010 Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature for his film The Cove and the 2008 Independent Spirit Award for Best Documentary Feature for his film Crazy Love.
“What, for your Facebook page?” - Facebook is an online social networking service headquartered in Menlo Park, California. Its website was launched on February 4, 2004, by Mark Zuckerberg with his Harvard College roommates and fellow students Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. The founders had initially limited the website's membership to Harvard students, but later expanded it to colleges in the Boston area, the Ivy League, and Stanford University. It gradually added support for students at various other universities and later to high-school students. Since 2006, anyone who is at least 13 years old was allowed to become a registered user of the website, though the age requirement may be higher depending on applicable local laws. Its name comes from a colloquialism for the directory given to it by American universities' students.
Jeri Ryan (Dr. Kimberly Phoenix) - Jeri Lynn Ryan (born Jeri Lynn Zimmermann; February 22, 1968) is an American actress best known for her role as the liberated Borg, Seven of Nine, on Star Trek: Voyager, for which she won two Saturn Awards. She is also known for her role as Veronica "Ronnie" Cooke on Boston Public (2001-04). She was a regular on the science fiction series Dark Skies (1997) and the legal drama series Shark (2006-08). From 2011 to 2013, she starred as Dr. Kate Murphy in the ABC drama series Body of Proof and in 2009 she guest starred as Tara Cole on Leverage.
“So put McNab on it and get yourself some Dramamine, because we are gonna stay on that police boat till we find the shark!” - Dimenhydrinate (marketed as Dramamine, Gravol and many other brand names) is an over-the-counter antiemetic used for the treatment of the symptoms of motion sickness. It is most commonly prepared as tablets, although it is also available in liquid form and in suppositories. Dimenhydrinate is a combination of two drugs: diphenhydramine and 8-chlorotheophylline.
“And we need you to sign a release for America's Funniest Home Videos.” - America's Funniest Home Videos (often simply abbreviated to AFHV or its on-air abbreviation AFV) is an American reality television program on the American Broadcasting Company (ABC), which features humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy (arising from incidents, accidents, and mishaps), pets or children, and some staged practical jokes.
“Oh, Gus wants to know if you have cable on your boat, because it's the season finale of Leverage, and his TiVo's on the fritz.” - Leverage is an American television drama series, which aired on TNT from December 7, 2008, to December 25, 2012. The series was produced by Electric Entertainment, a production company of executive producer and director Dean Devlin. Leverage follows a five-person team: a thief, a grifter, a hacker, and a retrieval specialist, led by former insurance investigator Nathan Ford, who use their skills to fight corporate and governmental injustices inflicted on ordinary citizens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5e5TiyDu08 TiVo (/ˈtiːvoʊ/ tee-voh) is a digital video recorder (DVR) developed and marketed by TiVo Inc. and introduced in 1999. TiVo provides an on-screen guide of scheduled broadcast programming television programs, whose features include "Season Pass" schedules which record every new episode of a series, and "WishList" searches which allow the user to find and record shows that match their interests by title, actor, director, category, or keyword. TiVo also provides a range of features when the TiVo DVR is connected to a home network, including film and television show downloads, advanced search, personal photo viewing, music offerings, and online scheduling.
“We dressed up like Civil War people, and Gus looked like Denzel Washington in Glory.” - Glory is a 1989 American drama war film directed by Edward Zwick and starring Matthew Broderick, Denzel Washington, Cary Elwes and Morgan Freeman. The screenplay was written by Kevin Jarre, based on the personal letters of Colonel Robert Gould Shaw, the novel One Gallant Rush by Peter Burchard (reissued in 1990 after the movie), and Lay This Laurel (1973), Lincoln Kirstein's compilation of photos of the monument to the 54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry on Boston Common. The film is about the first formal unit of the Union Army during the American Civil War to be made up entirely of African-American men, as told from the point of view of Colonel Shaw, its white commanding officer. They were the first unit of what became known as the United States Colored Troops and known for their heroic actions at Fort Wagner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wISGR_wDAoU
“Gus, don't be Leon from the Like a Prayer video” - "Like a Prayer" is a song recorded by American singer Madonna taken from her fourth studio album of the same name. It was released by Sire Records as the lead single from the album on March 3, 1989. Written and produced by Madonna and Patrick Leonard, "Like a Prayer" denoted a more artistic and personal approach to songwriting for Madonna, who felt she needed to cater more to her adult audience. The music video, directed by Mary Lambert, portrays Madonna as a witness to a murder of a white girl by white supremacists. While a black man is arrested for the murder, Madonna hides in a church for safety seeking strength to go forth as a witness. The clip depicts Catholic symbols such as stigmata, Ku Klux Klan-style cross burning, and a dream about kissing a black saint. After its release, the Vatican condemned the video, while family and religious groups protested its broadcast. They boycotted products by soft drink manufacturer Pepsi, which used the song for a commercial. Madonna's contract with Pepsi was then canceled, although she was allowed to retain her initial fee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ
CONTINUITY
“This is the thanks I get for giving you a cat and finding a guy to remove your Baja Men tattoo? (1x05 “9 Lives”)
“We're ‘Shassie’ now.” - Shassie is the fan name for the pairing of Shawn/Lassiter
“I will track this thing just like I tracked that sea lion” - (3x10 “Six Feet Under the Sea”)
“Warm up your super-sniffer.” -
“We remember Shabby, don't we?” - (3x10 “Six Feet Under the Sea”)
“I found an abandoned boat...” - (2x09 “Bounty Hunters!”)
“Four months ago, guy walks into our office, says, ‘Help me. I'm a lycan’." - (4x08 “Let’s Get Hairy”)
“We dressed up like Civil War people, and Gus looked like Denzel Washington in Glory.” - (1x06 “Weekend Warriors”)
“About two years ago, some chick got hit in the head with a tennis-” - (1x13 "Game, Set... Muuurder?")
“The football players were protecting their bonuses, and that is why they left the disembodied foot on the path in the forest.” - (3x13 "Any Given Friday Night at 10pm, 9pm Central")
Shawn doesn’t lock the doors to Psych -