Jewish Pride
THINGS YOU NEVER LEARNED IN HEBREW SCHOOL
-The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana
-No meal is complete without leftovers
-According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants
-Never take a front row seat at a bris.
-Spring ahead, fall back, winter in Boca Raton
-WASPs leave and never say good-bye; Jews say good-bye and never leave
-If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher
-Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?
-Laugh now, but one day you'll be driving a Lexus and eating dinner at four in the afternoon in Florida at the Early Bird Special
God I love being a jew..so many funny jokes about us :-)...
-The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana
-No meal is complete without leftovers
-According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants
-Never take a front row seat at a bris.
-Spring ahead, fall back, winter in Boca Raton
-WASPs leave and never say good-bye; Jews say good-bye and never leave
-If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher
-Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?
-Laugh now, but one day you'll be driving a Lexus and eating dinner at four in the afternoon in Florida at the Early Bird Special
God I love being a jew..so many funny jokes about us :-)...