I'm getting a
kitten tomorrow. Minnie will get a new name, a warm bed, and a forever home, and I will once again have a furry companion animal (there are a few dogs I'd love to take, but no yard makes that impractical).
I'm also a bad persson and rotten friend for preferring to hurt someone's feelings than see him (or his partner in crime) get physically hurt. I hope they never find out the hard way that they're right, but if they do, you can be damned sure I'll be saying I told you so.
Anyways, back to cleaning and kitten-proofing my house.