To the douchebag in the Tarago:

Oct 24, 2009 17:54

I'm pretty sure that, "You should have your boyfriend do that for you," isn't the best thing to say to a girl upside down under the steering column of a car no more mechanically complicated than your eminently sabotage-able MPV. Saying it with that sneer, in front of your ten-year old daughter while I'm wielding a screwdriver long enough to make ( Read more... )

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betsybookwyrm October 24 2009, 07:32:08 UTC
Did you actually say that to him? Coz that's fantastic :)

I know nothing about cars myself, but my mum knows twice as much as either of the males in my family combined, and probably more.

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psyc2321 October 24 2009, 07:47:04 UTC
I did :) He scowled, and I think he was about to say something else unpleasant, but he got distracted by the daughter falling about giggling and left :S

Tom doesn't know anything about cars, anyway!

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betsybookwyrm October 24 2009, 07:54:40 UTC
Good for you! And good for the daughter, too :)

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psyc2321 October 24 2009, 08:00:29 UTC
Thanks :) I was honestly a bit terrified, though :S

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tassie_gal October 24 2009, 08:08:49 UTC
You rock girlie!

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psyc2321 October 24 2009, 09:07:40 UTC
Oh yeah, and Santa? I want a friggin' Taser.

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shaunotd October 24 2009, 11:47:18 UTC
Great comeback! 8-D

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psyc2321 October 24 2009, 19:56:50 UTC
*curtseys* I don't think he lives here, which is about the only reason I could deliver it without having a complete panic attack.

I just hope they aren't moving in...

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flyslip October 24 2009, 12:39:29 UTC
Hahaha BRILLIANT! I hope Santa brings you what you want... ALL of it. :)

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psyc2321 October 25 2009, 01:36:16 UTC
:D Thanks!

I'll pass on the screwdriver and the Taser, though, if he'd promise to bring you, say, a year of shit going right :S (I'm still gonna hold out for the tropical island and appropriately studly staff of manservants. Sorry *hehehe*)

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flyslip October 25 2009, 19:59:43 UTC
Awwww, you're so kind & thoughtful as always! (If you could get me a year of stuff going right, I'll make sure said tropical island has PERFECT weather, never gets hit by cyclones and the studly manservants are especially studly... and I mean especially!)

Thanks for making my day. :D

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psyc2321 October 25 2009, 20:27:41 UTC
You're pretty much overdue for a dose of things going right, but I'll see if I can pull any karmic strings for you, if you'll turn on the charm with the weather gods operating local to my island (and then you should definitely come and have a holiday) :)

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sum_pisces October 25 2009, 04:19:38 UTC
that's hilarious! go girl!

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