You know you are a mom (of a toddler) when:

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1. When no matter what breakfast is as long as it has the shape of a happy face, an animal or something creative so your toddler will eat it.
2. After breakfast is the first change of cloths.
3. Your routine of excercise means moving to the music of Imagination movers, Hi-5 or Jack's big music show.
4. When doing the laundry no longer means a chore, but an adventure. At least my son likes me to carry him in the hamster, and helps me put the clothes on the washing machine. (Now I have to check 2 the clothes inside, cause a couple of times he tosses a red shirt in the white load).
5. When No is part of every sentence you say.
6. When you got to close every bathroom door, otherwise you may find the nice surprise of seeing all the toilet paper in the toilet bowl.
7. When you have to make a big deal about how wonderful a fork and a spoon are, and that no, Joey and Jessie (dogs) have their own food, they do not be to be fed from his plate, no matter how patetic Joey looks.
8. When you got to make sure your toddler does not eat dog food.
9. outfit number 2.
10. When you are horrified to see that your toddler found a new hole the dogs digged filled with mud.
11. outfit number 3.
12. Nap times are optional.
13. when you hear a big splash and realize that your toddler just gave himself a bath in the dogs water.
14. outfit number 4.
15. You think one of the imagination mover guy is kinda cute.
16. When going out involves: taking wipes, a jacket in case it gets cooler later on, extra set of clothes cause you know he is gonna get dirty or wet, diapers, a bag of snacks and a juice box, bug repelent, etc.
17. When you envy your husband for going out to have loads of fun. (ok, he goes out to work and he keeps telling me it's not fun, but I still have my doubts)
18. When you actually look forward to his bed time.
19. When you realize it is still 5 pm....no where near his bedtime.
20. When it takes you five or six times to write this cause little hands keep trying to press the keybord.
21. When you do not understand how it took you years to understand the computer and said toddler just presses a button and it suddenly the screen goes white or he does things you have no idea how to fix it.
22. When jumping from the sofa is not an option no matter how many times your toddler may think so.
23. When going out means going crazy, cause the little toddler loves to run and hide from mommy.
24. When you hate people who doesnt have kids and they just do not understand.
25. When it is bed time and you feel like the doors from heaven just open.
26. When your toddler realizes is bed time and he is not ready for it.
27. Bath time is sometimes a water battle.
28. 5 outfit.
29. I know I skipped dinner but hey, I am a mom....tired and really just wanted to finish this list.
30. When everything is worth it when your kid smiles and says Mommy and gives you a huge kiss and hug.

May think of more, and I know I missed a lot of things....just wanted to write how complicated toddlers are