Step 1: Put your MP3 player on random.
Step 2: Post the first lines* of the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: NO CHEATING.
1. Hey, do it now, Yay hey! / Yeah, once I was a boogie singer, / Playing in a rock & roll band,
2. Sally called when she got word / She said "I suppose you've heard about Alice." / Well, I rushed to the window, and I looked outside, / And I could hardly believe my eyes / A big limousine pulled slowly into Alice's drive.
3. (In Napoli where love is king / When boy meets girl here's what they say.)
4. Bawitdaba / Bawitdaba-da bang-da-bang-diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
5. Everywhere I go someone's trying to be my girlfriend's best friend / I'm tryin' to pretend I'm relaxed but I'm playin' castanets with my knees
6. I've got a smile on my face and I've got four walls around me / I've got the sun in the sky, all the water surrounds me
7. Find me here / And speak to me / I want to feel you / I need to hear you / You are the light / That's leading me / To the place / Where I find peace again
Ok... #8 was origionally #2, but a different version... so I went to a different song....
8. I'mma find me / A woman that's real / I'mma find me / A woman that's strong / I'mma find me / A Woman that's oh so true / I got a pedestal to put her on.
9. Your face is everywhere I go now / and you're on every television show now / Baby, I need you.
10. Guess who's back? Haha / I used to be broke, confused... no joke / Got used, smoked dope, paid dues / Refused to give up quick / Now there's 10 million motherfuckers on my dick.
11. When I pretend everything is what I want it to be / I look exactly like what you had always wanted to see / When I pretend I can forget about the criminal I am / Stealing second after second just 'cause I know I can / But I can't pretend this is the way it'll stay / I'm just trying to bend the truth
12. Well the church bells were ringing in the schoolyard / and we all went out those days
13. I don't want to be the crutch / One step away from down
14. Well me father often told me when I was just a lad / A sailors life was very hard / The food was very bad
15. The French are glad to die for love / A kiss on the hand may be quite continental / but diamonds are a girls best friends
16. Hello / Is there anybody in there / Just nod if you can hear me / Is there anyone at home
17. Scotty doesn't know / That Fiona and me / Do it in my van every sunday
18. Now it seems I'm fading / All my dreams are not worth saving / I've done my share of waiting / And I've still got nowhere else to go.
19. Yonder she walks / Yonder she walks / Hitting 103 / A little tongue in cheek / Hot personality / She brings on the flames / And it's burning, it's burning, it's burning / My body's achin' tossin' and turnin'
20. I could stay awake just to hear you breathing / Watch you smile while you are sleeping / While you're far away in dreamland / I could spend my life in this swqeet surrender / I could stay lost in this moment forever / When every moment with you is a moment I treasure
Of course, really, everyone knows that this song always starts with everyone who has ever heard it before (and by that I mean everyone) doing the 'doooo dooo dooo... dooo dooo dooo do do do do do do dooo dooo dooo' bit at the begining...
21. I know a dude named Jimmy used to run up in me / Night time pissy drunk off the Henny rimmy / I didn't mind it, when he fucked me from behind / It felt fine, 'specially when he used to grind it
22. Because we can, can, can / Yes we can, can, can, can / Can, can, can, can, can / Oh, oh / Oh, oh / Oh, oh
23. We can dance if we want to / We can leave your friends behind / Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance / Well they're no friends of mine
24. Bicycle! / Bicycle! / Bicycle! / I want to ride my / Bicycle! / Bicycle! / Bicycle!
25. What rolls down stairs / A loner in pairs / And makes a buzzity sound? It's long, a schlong, a marvelous dong
If you don't know #25, then you have to check out the youtube video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HDiDisEBXOs