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[psuedoninja]

I wrote to Santa twice


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I set redefined_god's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to maryfrgnpoppens in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I gave onelittlegirl a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I helped se_kirkland see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (932 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
psuedoninja

This one is nice but...


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I helped dragon_belt hide a body (-173 points). In July I pushed maryfrgnpoppens in the mud (-17 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, januarygirl016 (-5000 points). In March I gave redefined_god a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5276 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
psuedoninja

this one has genocide :)