Deer Santa

[not_cynical]

Title Deer Santa
AuthorSusan
Rating: G
Word Count;122.
Characters; Chris. Quite a few others mentioned.
Notes; Response to Challenge. How come no one thought of this before? Is everyone else to old to write to santa or do they just not have six year old neices?

Comments

[voodooroller]

Dear Chris,

You will find under you tree the following items: Top of the line cookware (the kind they use in those cooking shows on FoodNetwork), hair ribbons of silk and velvet, Belgian chocolate and some fur handcuffs for that Count D of yours(to keep him from destroying anything else). Tell your brother try hugging and kissing and cuddling instead of yelling.

Don't worry Chris, your mom loves you.

Santa

[not_cynical]

Dear Santa,

Thank you very much. Chris would write his thanks personally, but T-chan is apparantly holding him hostage in the kitchen. You've taken a great weight off Chris's mind, and for that we're all thankful.

And Leon did listen to your advice. The handcuffs came in handy... although I wasn't the one who ended up wearing them.

Yours sincerely,
Count D

[_lsl_]

*hackhackWHEEZE* I just got over this laughing fit that my brother had to do the heimlich on because I choked on my pen cap when I threw my head back and opened my mouth to guffaw...

Either way, vundabah! I loved it! XDDD

-LSL

[not_cynical]

For the Count's Letter or Chris'? If it's the Count's just blame voodooroller. She made me do it.

I'm glad you enjoyed it - and tell your brother to stop heimliching you; hasn't he heard that that's dangerous?

[jinsai]

V. cute! I love Chris so much! His spelling is utterly adorable and his P.S. makes you want to cuddle him.

[not_cynical]

Feel free to cuddle him. It's christmas after all... His spelling also made my spell check go crazy, so I couldn't tell what was a real mistake and what was deliberate XP

Glad you enjoyed! (Cute's not something I can pull off that often...)