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Title: Machinery love
Warnings: Leon’s un-natural love that reflects the instinct of men around the world.
Word count: 83
Characters: Leon. D.
Notes: Because Leon is such a man.
Summary: In which D is confused and Leon is in heat.
“Aw man! Look at that baby and tell me she’s not hot!”
“She’s not hot.”
“How can you say that?! Look at that body! Whoa mamma!”
D glanced at the object in mention again before returning his troubled gaze to Leon.
“Detective, how you find such stimulation in a mere car confuses me.”
“Hey hey hey, she’s not just a car. She’s a delicate piece of sexy machinery.”
“Control yourself Leon. The mayor won’t like it if you drool on his new Ferrari.”
Warnings: Leon’s un-natural love that reflects the instinct of men around the world.
Word count: 83
Characters: Leon. D.
Notes: Because Leon is such a man.
Summary: In which D is confused and Leon is in heat.
“Aw man! Look at that baby and tell me she’s not hot!”
“She’s not hot.”
“How can you say that?! Look at that body! Whoa mamma!”
D glanced at the object in mention again before returning his troubled gaze to Leon.
“Detective, how you find such stimulation in a mere car confuses me.”
“Hey hey hey, she’s not just a car. She’s a delicate piece of sexy machinery.”
“Control yourself Leon. The mayor won’t like it if you drool on his new Ferrari.”