Title: Now With 50% More Fiber
Author:
papercrownqueenRating: ...G?
Word count: 100
Pairings or characters involved: Tetsu, D, Leon
Notes: Weekly challenge #309: Good Book! :3 My mind instantly went here, of course. Uh... warnings for... blasphemy? /scratches head/ Ah well. I'd been wanting to write for this series again recently and found myself devoid of inspiration. I popped in here and this immediately sparked off. Perhaps I shall work my way through the archives... :>
The idea was spawned from an old joke a friend and I have, and is also where the title came from.
Of all the colorful patrons that the pet shop attracted, those visitors definitely were the most... well, unexpected.
They'd been utterly polite, of course, but... insistent. The Count had absently wondered why they'd chosen Chinatown to spread their word. Few were interested, certainly not D. But when he'd shown reluctance in simply shutting them out, Tetsu took matters into his own hands. Or his teeth, rather.
It took quite a while for Leon to stop laughing that night, when he was told why there was shredded paper everywhere and a torn up cover of the Christian Bible on the floor.