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Title: Uncouth
Author: coggerfickle
Rating: G
Word count: exactly 100
Pairings or characters involved: D, Leon
Notes: Response to challenge #106 - dead to the world
When the count returned with a fresh pot of tea, his detective was already asleep on the couch.
At first, D wrinkled his perfect little nose. To say Leon snored like a pig was an unfortunate but necessary simile; D hoped it wouldn’t disturb the animals. Wriggling about was also a major theme - D snatched a teacup moments before those ape-like arms knocked it into fragments.
Leon Orcot was certainly barbaric, even asleep.
D sighed, set the teapot down a safe distance away, and fetched a blanket. It would not do for his barbarian to get cold during the night.