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Oct 11, 2006 23:41

Kasey and I are updating my livejournal.

We're in the lounge of BT near the laundry room, and I'm going through all my old websites and profiles. I used to be really judgemental. Ryan still is. It's pretty frightening. Jesse just woke up, and Natalie is here, in body at least.

A bunch of people just walked by. More updates as events develop.. Hes really hot in the red.

This is a game where you get to guess who says what. Yay for breastses.

We're going to tell you a story now. I'm going to start with half a sentence, and then Kasey gets to finish it and start the next sentence.

One day, a little boy named Qiao went into his mommy's room. He walked into her closet and exploded all over her pretty clothes and got brains on her shoes. When she came home, his mommy opened the front door and went into her room and began to masturbate. Soon, she saw all of the guts hanging out of her closet and she took a few minutes to finish. Once she was satisfied, she decided to call her daddy and invite him over for nachos, lollipops, and fish. When he got there, They put Qiao into the blender, but he accidentally reconstituted and fell off the counter. As he lay there moaning in ecstacy, he pulled his mommy and her daddy down on top of him, one in each arm. He growled and started to eat their brains. Once he hollowed their skulls out into cereal bowls, he realized that his mommy had cummed herself to the sight of his guts. He became even angrier and then started eating the neighbors, until he remembered that he wasn't actually a zombie. So, he took his small mountain of guts and brains and shards of bone, and burried them all in his mommy's closet. The End.

I think that was a successful project. Kasey's computer is kinda burning my lap. Intense.
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