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im a lumberjack and im okay, i work all night and i sleep all day. i work with wood, all night, and i sleep all day. i just dont cut down the trees. although i should, those goddamned trees. standing there all high and mighty. thinking we owe them something because they give us oxygen. ooooooooooohhhhhh oxygen. big fucking deal, i dont need them, ill grow gills and breath underwater like a fish. stupid big brown fucking turds. thats what they look like. big turds standing up and covered in some kind of green mold. i have an idea, they are made of wood right? why dont we use them to build stuff? i bet you could make a mighty fine house out of wood. it would be better then what they are made out of now...... stupid trees. i just got a brand new axe from a dart board i found walking around in my head just now, im going to take care of them fucking trees right now... look at that, they're all hiding outside in the dark. fucking pussies. ill sneak up on them tomorrow morning and chop them down whilst they're asleep. i am a genius, tee hee hee.