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2y2tem error.
2y2tem iinterface damaged.
IIniitiiate dii2a2ter protocol2.
IIniitiiate fail2afe2.
IInput overriide?

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[Wow this is just... Is this Sollux? Wrong colour but right quirk. Someone else? Doesn't look good either way.]

...sOlLuX?
ShIt, NeVeRmInD ThAt.
YoU Ok, BrOtHeR?
YoU NeEd aNy mOtHeRfUcKiN HeLp?

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Negatiive.
Cata2trophiic 2y2tem error.
2y2tem de2iignatiion: Helmsman of Battleship Condescension.
IInput overriide?
IInput overriide?
IInput overriide?
IInput overriide?

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Uh. ShIt.
InPuT MoThErFuCkIn oVeRrIdEn?
CrAp. WhErE YoU At?

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[ You know what? Just going to be incredibly literal here just to be an asshat. ]

Liimiited acce22 granted.
Clariifiicatiion: U2er IIdentiity?
2y2tem locatiion: Unknown.

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[goddamn helmsman systems, how do they work?]

GaMzEe mAkArA.
HeY, cHiLl, AiGhT?
It's gOnNa bE Ok.
I MoThErFuCkIn pRoMiSe.

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[ More like goddamn indigo bloods and their language skills. Chill? Seriously? ]

Welcome u2er Gamzee Makara.
Clariify order2?

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[Get with the times, this is how all the cool young trolls talk.]

OrDeRs aIn't hOw i rOlL, bRoThEr.
Uh. CaLm dOwN?
LeT Me cOmE HeLp yOu.
WhErE YoU At?
HoW DoEs iT AlL LoOk?

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2tatement2 are not order2?
Under2tood, dii2regardiing all further 2tatement2 from Gamzee Makara.
2y2tem wiill re2ume waiitiing for order2.

[ Darn kids and their slang. This is totally a fuck the highbloods moment. Sorry about that, Gamzee. ]

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No oRdErS.
JuSt oNe bRo aLl gEtTiNg hIs aSk oN To aNoThEr bRo.
I JuSt wAnNa hElP.

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What?

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HeLp?
YoU KnOw lIkE A BrO DoEs?
I DoN'T AlL OrDeR No oThEr mOtHeRfUcKeR, yOu gEt?
ThAt aIn't mOtHeRfUcKiN RiGhT.
I JuSt wAnNa hElP.

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Clariify.
All of iit.
Plea2e.

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FrIeNdS?
YoU KnOw wHaT FrIeNdS Be, RiGhT?
I JuSt wAnT Us tO Be fRiEnDs.
AnD AlL LiKe hElP YoU ThE MoThErFuCk oUt.
...
Oh!
ShIt, Is tHiS AbOuT ThE FuCkIn bLoOd sHiT?
FuCk tHaT NoIsE, bRoThEr.
We dOn't gO By mOtHeRfUcKiN BlOoD HeRe nO MoRe.

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A2 you may, iif that ii2 your de2iire, Hiighblood.

[ Without the least bit of irony. ]

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NoT HiGhBlOoD.
GaMzEe.

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Apologiie2, Gamzee Makara.
Your preference2 wiill be taken iintwo account.