As I've been
chronicling here for the last six years,
Joey Chestnut, the human Homer Simpson, has been winning the Nathan's Hot Dog contest. The former record was six consecutive wins by
Takeru Kobayashi. Chestnut tied that record last year.
And now, like some omnivorous
Dennis Connor, our national pride is finally restored as
Chestnut wins his seventh consecutive Nathan's Hot Dog contest.
I know I'll sleep better tonight.