i'm so very very very stoned right now, don't hate me :(

[pseudoslattern]

I was just sitting in my brothers room thinking about the fact that is the new year already while eating some VERY good Life Vanilla Yogurt covered chex cereal when I realized "hey, it's a new year." It felt really weird at first but then I got comfortable with the fact that I haven't had one sober moment at all in the year 2006, technically. That I've spent not one moment unhigh in 2006. I thought it was pretty funny, I laughed a lot and Charlie acted like I was weird and stuff. Um....it got weird kinda. I'm still eating this cereal. It's amazing. I feel dumb. Oh yeah, the new year thing. So I thought it was funny that I had begun my year in such a high manner, haha, anyway...I thought it was funny. So I thought to my self "hey malcolm, we should just keeping smoking more after we begin to lose our high, and I thought what if I could keep doing that forever, for the rest of the year and be the first person ever to not have one sober moment for one whole year" and that's awesome. michelle is going to think i'm so dumb for writing this. ha haha. fuck. no more cereal. Oh fuck, I forgot about the part when my idea gets sad. It was when I realized that if I were to spend an entire year stoned, that by 2007, I would have accomplished nothing and gotten very fat. That's really sad and made me so unhappy. It like ruined my high for a second there. Then I realized "hey, I should write my thoughts down and that's when I came here and I began laughing again for some time". I'm going to get some more cereal, I'll be right back. Okay, I'm back. Sorry I was gone for so long, my Dad was watching something about Napoleon Dynamite and I was frozen standing there staring at the television, that movie is so funny. I fucking love this cereal. It so full of good things it is, it is. I want to smoke more but I'm scared I'll get so high I'll fall over and die or something. I'm freaking out. ah. :( :( Jesus fucking christ I don't want to die so early in the year. That'll suck. I'd be the first death on the entire east coast this year. fucking hell. that's scary. this cereal is still really good though. wow, what if this year sucks. that'll suck ass. it'll suck like fresh ass rot on a bagel. ew. gross. gross. gross. i'm going to call michelle. yeah. good idea. i feel like laughing.

ps i can find a mood because i feel like everything and anything that is there in the options because i'm confused