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Mel: My question is, if the Bible is REALLY that old, why don't they mention dinosaurs in it?
Ashley: Because they didnt know about them.
Mel: Then they're retarded! Dinosaurs are huge and they should've taken notice.
Ashley: In fact, I wonder when the first dinosaur was dug up...Probably not until the big archeological boom in the 20s.
Mel: Bullshit. Jesus would've known.
Ashley: Yeah, but he was probably sworn to secrecy...to not to ruin the surprise, and all.
Mel: Oh, but I'm sure He could've at least told the apostles!
Ashley: Because they didnt know about them.
Mel: Then they're retarded! Dinosaurs are huge and they should've taken notice.
Ashley: In fact, I wonder when the first dinosaur was dug up...Probably not until the big archeological boom in the 20s.
Mel: Bullshit. Jesus would've known.
Ashley: Yeah, but he was probably sworn to secrecy...to not to ruin the surprise, and all.
Mel: Oh, but I'm sure He could've at least told the apostles!