The All Stars of Livejournal
So, I don't know if this is a compliment of the highest regards or an insult of the lowest form of degradation, but, alas, I am announcing the first wave of Livejournal All Stars. These are the proud and the few who post regularly, sometimes three or four times per day. They are witty and insightful. They make you laugh and cry. These are the LIVEJOURNAL ALL STARS (in no particular order)!!!
LIVEJOURNAL ALL-STARS
LJ All-Star #1
Mr. Roy Coughlin
Sometimes called "Mr. Magic Fingers" for his typing prowress, Mr. Coughlin posts are always abundantly full of wit. He has also been known to possess much information on the ins and outs of the local scene (dare we say, a queen in his own right). Mr. Coughlin has been known to slip into a few bouts of emo-posting (one of the forbidden methods for LJ All Stars) but he always comes out with a renewed vigor and sense of wit. Probably the highest posting member of this elite squad.
LJ All Star #2
Mr. Jeffrey Tobias
Sarcasm is his specialty. He can match wits with the best of posters and always leave you reeling from his dry wit. The man known to many as "The Human Encyclopedia of Useless Musical Knowledge About a Shit Ton of Bands" has so much useless musical knowledge he's in three bands (none of which are worth listening to, unless you like 90's covers, Primus or Rush!!!). Yes, Mr. Tobias may just be the best LJer in the history of LJing. He's that damn good.
LJ All Star #3
Mr. Gabriel Vodicka
Living in the same room, I know this man's passion for livejournal. Ever resourceful, the self proclaimed "Messiah of Online Blogging" is always incorporating new ideas into his posts. Mostly funny, and sometimes informative, Mr. Vodicka has a passion for LJ unlike any other poster. It's quite simply amazing...or perhaps pathetic.
LIVEJOURNAL ALL-STARS
LJ All-Star #1
Mr. Roy Coughlin
Sometimes called "Mr. Magic Fingers" for his typing prowress, Mr. Coughlin posts are always abundantly full of wit. He has also been known to possess much information on the ins and outs of the local scene (dare we say, a queen in his own right). Mr. Coughlin has been known to slip into a few bouts of emo-posting (one of the forbidden methods for LJ All Stars) but he always comes out with a renewed vigor and sense of wit. Probably the highest posting member of this elite squad.
LJ All Star #2
Mr. Jeffrey Tobias
Sarcasm is his specialty. He can match wits with the best of posters and always leave you reeling from his dry wit. The man known to many as "The Human Encyclopedia of Useless Musical Knowledge About a Shit Ton of Bands" has so much useless musical knowledge he's in three bands (none of which are worth listening to, unless you like 90's covers, Primus or Rush!!!). Yes, Mr. Tobias may just be the best LJer in the history of LJing. He's that damn good.
LJ All Star #3
Mr. Gabriel Vodicka
Living in the same room, I know this man's passion for livejournal. Ever resourceful, the self proclaimed "Messiah of Online Blogging" is always incorporating new ideas into his posts. Mostly funny, and sometimes informative, Mr. Vodicka has a passion for LJ unlike any other poster. It's quite simply amazing...or perhaps pathetic.