I awoke in a sweat from the American dream.
I have come to the conclusion that people don't have their priorities straight.
For instance, take suspension. Sure, it's cool because at first the idea is new and foreign. But really, it's just something different. I'm trying to figure out where the awe stops and where the cool continues. Liiiike, if you are in a suspension group suddenly you are the coolest person in the world. You know what's totally mind-blowingly awesome? Making husky-sized clothes for overwieght cats at two AM in yonder morn. BUT WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE WHAT THINK THAT'S COOL? No where. I think doing such makes one cool (ie ME). Sure, it's neat to hang yourself from hooks through your knees, but that will never compare in my eyes to creating a pirate-cat ensemble.
God I'm tired right now.
I DON'T NEED YOUR STINKIN' TENSES!!! I AM GRAMMATICA, LORD UNHOLY OF BAD PARAGRAPHS!
For instance, take suspension. Sure, it's cool because at first the idea is new and foreign. But really, it's just something different. I'm trying to figure out where the awe stops and where the cool continues. Liiiike, if you are in a suspension group suddenly you are the coolest person in the world. You know what's totally mind-blowingly awesome? Making husky-sized clothes for overwieght cats at two AM in yonder morn. BUT WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE WHAT THINK THAT'S COOL? No where. I think doing such makes one cool (ie ME). Sure, it's neat to hang yourself from hooks through your knees, but that will never compare in my eyes to creating a pirate-cat ensemble.
God I'm tired right now.
I DON'T NEED YOUR STINKIN' TENSES!!! I AM GRAMMATICA, LORD UNHOLY OF BAD PARAGRAPHS!