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[pseudoking]

So, it's official, chainedvenus and I are going to run off and live in a hobbit hole together.

But we will have to make it a tall hobbit hole for all us crazy tall folks.

Comments

[pupdetofu]

Even better than making a tall hole: cut your legs off at the knee instead.

[pseudoking]

But I like being tall.

And I like Romana being tall.

[pupdetofu]

No! You are not allowed to make the world conform to your freakish size! Off with your shins!

[pseudoking]

But I'm only 6'2"

And 'Mana is only 5'9"

And you had better be drunk and actually screeching "Off with your shins" like the queen in Alice in Wonderland.

[chainedvenus]

THat would be amazing. If she is, she should make a wav file of it. I'll send it to all the clients that annoy me.

[pseudoking]

Hahahahahahaha, that's wonderful.

I firmly believe soundclips of my sister's voice should be used to torture annoying old men who are willing to pay to jerk off to the sound of your voice.

[chainedvenus]

Hey wait... waht's this whole "willing to pay to jerk off to the sound of your voice" thing? Are you implying that the privilege of jerking off to my voice is not worth what they're paying? :P

[pseudoking]

I think you're getting ripped off, you should be charging $4 a minute, at least.

[chainedvenus]

Uh-huh way to cover your tracks. :P

You're cute.

[pupdetofu]

I'm not drunk, but I was screeching...

[pseudoking]

Well, that works.

[chainedvenus]

Well... ya know... if we both cut our legs off at the knee then we'd both still be at about the same height ratio so it should still work.

Although...I kinda like you tall.

[pseudoking]

I kinda really like you tall.

[chainedvenus]

Mrowr :)