Give Me Your Best and Leave the Rest to Me

[pseudohistorian]

Just as I've previously done in 2008, 2009, and 2010, I would once again like to offer up a challenge in honour of the holiday for anyone reading this...

Comment here with a topic, any topic, and I will write a limerick about it for you.In the past, I've come up with limericks on subjects as diverse as the Canadarm, Fruit Roll-Ups, and

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[ninthscompanion]

Katherine Moennig

[pseudohistorian]

Her role on The L Word as Shane
Was the best her career could attain.
She has struggled to find
How to leave that behind,
But instead just has cause to complain.

[ninthscompanion]

BOO!!

I first saw Kate Moennig as Shane;
Now I can't get her off of my brain.
Even with her small bust,
She fills me with lust,
And to embellish more would be profane.

[pseudohistorian]

Oh, I'll grant you that she is quite hot.
Would I question that? Perish the thought!
The extent of my claim
Was in terms of her fame.
Through it all, she remains a sexpot.

[foryoursplendor]

Topic - spring break

spring break is the last week of march, so I will not be teaching and will be free. Perhaps we can have a meet up then?

[pseudohistorian]

I wish I had the chance for spring break
When I feel like I can't stay awake.
Though I do love the pay,
I sometimes want to say
That this overtime was a mistake.

(The last week of March sounds great--I'm sure we can arrange a meetup time then. :) Let me know closer to then what day would work best for you, and we'll figure something out.)

[jakie_em]

a friend of mine has a fart so powerful, that if she is sitting on the floor, it can be felt on the floorboards two rooms away. can you put this into a limerick?

[pseudohistorian]

She could wield so much force with her fart
That its power went straight off the chart.
Everyone filled with fear,
Trying hard to stay clear,
Just as soon as her cheeks pulled apart.

[jakie_em]

lol!

thanks that was perfect!