4th of july
so i had a really fun 4th of july. i went to the elton john thing in philadelphia. it was free. i had a marvelous time. in fact, i had such a good time ive just now recovered to the point of typing about it on my live journal.
see, heres the thing about live journal. im pretty sure a negative number of people read this, and none of those non-existant (or negative existant? that might be a topic for my next entry...) people know any names that i might mention, nor do they care. this explains my relucantly short description of the 4th of july.
in post-4th of july news, stuff has happened. some good, some bad. id say a majority good. this is quite impressive.
good day to you, sirs.
***RUMOR MILL***
-the recent spike in stuffed cow suicides is due to an increase in the average tooth size of your typical limey
-edward heath had been addicted to cocaine for 27 years prior to his death
-digital cameras cause brain tumors
-jeff reed has been running an illegal pencil sharpening operation from his home in pt charlotte, florida for the past four and a half years
-george lucas has signed a contract reportedly worth 4 billion dollars to eventually release star wars episodes negative 2 through 0 over the next 8 years.
-the japanese government has allegedly announced that any jap caught emitting red light from either their body, household, or vehicle will be immediately apprehended and fed to godzilla.
***RUMOR MILL***
see, heres the thing about live journal. im pretty sure a negative number of people read this, and none of those non-existant (or negative existant? that might be a topic for my next entry...) people know any names that i might mention, nor do they care. this explains my relucantly short description of the 4th of july.
in post-4th of july news, stuff has happened. some good, some bad. id say a majority good. this is quite impressive.
good day to you, sirs.
***RUMOR MILL***
-the recent spike in stuffed cow suicides is due to an increase in the average tooth size of your typical limey
-edward heath had been addicted to cocaine for 27 years prior to his death
-digital cameras cause brain tumors
-jeff reed has been running an illegal pencil sharpening operation from his home in pt charlotte, florida for the past four and a half years
-george lucas has signed a contract reportedly worth 4 billion dollars to eventually release star wars episodes negative 2 through 0 over the next 8 years.
-the japanese government has allegedly announced that any jap caught emitting red light from either their body, household, or vehicle will be immediately apprehended and fed to godzilla.
***RUMOR MILL***