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I am a CRYER.
I don't know what to do about this.
It is incredibly embarassing to cry in front of the deadpan guy who is about to tow your car.
It is also embarassing to cry in front of the old man at the front desk when he tells you you'll have to call a locksmith and boy, is it going to be expensive, but a little less so because this man wears really ugly plaid shirts and therefore also has something to be embarassed about.
I am dreading being pulled over by a policeman. This is inevitable, because I speed, a lot, and I have no idea why I've managed to escape a ticket this long. But when I do get pulled over I will automatically lose control of my tear ducts and then I will be THAT GIRL. And when I tell my male friends I finally got pulled over for speeding but did NOT get a ticket, they will all nod knowingly and say, "You girls, you can get out of anything by crying."
I will tell them that, in stressful situations, I simply have no choice. That's what I do, regardless of my intense desire to remain calm. But they won't believe me. Because girls, you see, are manipulative.
I don't know what to do about this.
It is incredibly embarassing to cry in front of the deadpan guy who is about to tow your car.
It is also embarassing to cry in front of the old man at the front desk when he tells you you'll have to call a locksmith and boy, is it going to be expensive, but a little less so because this man wears really ugly plaid shirts and therefore also has something to be embarassed about.
I am dreading being pulled over by a policeman. This is inevitable, because I speed, a lot, and I have no idea why I've managed to escape a ticket this long. But when I do get pulled over I will automatically lose control of my tear ducts and then I will be THAT GIRL. And when I tell my male friends I finally got pulled over for speeding but did NOT get a ticket, they will all nod knowingly and say, "You girls, you can get out of anything by crying."
I will tell them that, in stressful situations, I simply have no choice. That's what I do, regardless of my intense desire to remain calm. But they won't believe me. Because girls, you see, are manipulative.