Could it be? FFXII update? LOL
Ok, so I finally managed to get back to FFXII...like three weeks ago. But tradition is tradition and I guess I need to do a quick and dirty play by play. Plus I have some downtime at work where I'm not slinging reports or editting "Harry Potter and the Rotary Engine Maintenance Efficiency Equation" ( title courtesy of kidappira)
So. FFXII. When we last left our people to rot on a memory card we were about to head off to the Land of the Vegans. This translates roughly to... we were dicking around and killing braincats and Zombies. Not to say that this isn't a noble profession but the princess was getting ants in her royal mini pants so I guess we had to go ahead and do the Vegan thing.
We aligned a bunch of crap and got attacked by a bunch of giant THINGS and saw invisible FORESTS?! And a bunch of other stuff. And finally ended up getting to the Land of the Vegans. Where we got attacked by a dude with a big knife. And whomped him verily.
Now we're underground or in space or orbitting a giant rock filled with magic and dragons and ponies! teehee! It's getting dark and Penelo's kinda freaking out and Fran's spider sense are tingling. We run around killing crap and getting LOST and opening gates and shit. Vaan thinks it's a brilliant idea to walk off the edge of a cliff and luckily found a path. What're the chances of THAT happening. Finally we reach the center of this place and Meet The Vegans. Who are ALSO GIANT BLOBS WITH CREEPY EYES. Like Dr Silly Pants' dude. Yeah. That's what I'm sayin'. WTF
The creepy dudes are all" OMGWTFBBQ PRINCESS. YOU ARE OUR FIST AND SHIT. YOU ARE THE DEATHSTAR... no wait. Shit. ERRRR. DO AS WE SAY! LOL" And then Dead Husband shows up and Ashe has a moment before suddenly realizing that he's a trap! The creep dudes keep talking about how insignificant people are etc. etc. etc. Rabid princess doesn't take terribly kindly to all of this but takes their big giant sword anyway before giving them the insigificant FINGER. This is probably the first truly GOOD AND USEFUL thing she's done YET. Go princess! Of course now we're all FUCKED. But we have an even BIGGER sword than the one we had before. Cloud is still not due to show up until KHIII so we made Basch carry it. B/c Basch is our bitch.
Balthier does some cool stuff and we go back to see Sam of the Piratey Pink Pants. But first!
OMINOUS CUTSCENE:
Meanwhile in Archadia:
Dr Silly Pants Babbles
Vayne Plots, Looks Sexy, and Backcombs his Hair
EvilTwin!Judge does Evil
Creepy Eye Blob hates on its colleagues
Larsa is absent but sodamncute anyway.
We're now going to look for a Lighthouse of the SUN. With a special rock that can fly where no other rocks can! YAY ROCKS *sarcasm*. but first I have to finish dealing with Zack and Sephiroth's Sanity... which is circling the drain... weee hoooooooo!
Edit: Just changed the icon, calm down kids.